Ever since Fabio got a little more fame for that George Clooney spat, he just won't let go. Fabio spoke to OK! Magazine about the whole ordeal. Such a drama queen. Save it for your romance novels.
“I was doing a charity for the 11-99 Foundation, which benefits the widows and children of officers killed in the line of duty." Saint Fabio!
He goes on to say that a drunk Clooney started insulting a woman at his table and flipping them off. He said he got up and told Clooney what's what and Clooney "got a little scared." I don't blame him. Fabio is such a macho man. He's about as macho as a pair of pink, fuzzy dice.
And he goes on, “He has no class. You have to be a low-class, scumbag to start calling a woman a name. If you’re a man, you should never. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man.”
When I read Fabio's quotes I totally read it in his Italian accent. It kind of turns me on that way. If Clooney's not half a man then Fabio is a full donkey. That didn't make any fucking sense, but you get it.
A South Carolina inmate has filed a $63 Billion lawsuit against NFL star and dog fighter Michael Vick. The man claims that Michael stole his pitbulls and sold them on eBay to buy missiles from Iran reports Fox News.
The dude filed the handwritten complaint last month.
The man alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”
The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Quaeda in February of this year.
“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.
Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.
Hey, I believe him. Award him the $63 Billion! Click here to see the rest of these documents. It's art, HIGH ART. It seriously belongs in a fine museum.
How could these morons all gather in the same room? I would think the joint would explode from the extreme "toolism." Yes, that's KFed, Pete Wentz, DJ Steve Aoki, Benji Madden, Cisco Adler and Joel Madden in Brett Ratner's basement!
They shot this picture to go along with an article in Vanity Fair , yes VF, about how hooking up with startlets have taken these dude's fame to the next level.
You can read the article here , it's damn six pages long. What the hell is there to say about these asses that takes six pages?! I would think it would only take six letters: DOUCHE.
Pink is definitely not Patrick Dempsey's color. Oh the things you do for a check! Patrick was photographed in NYC while shooting his new movie "Made of Honor." It's about a dude who's in love with an engaged woman and tries to win her love when she asks him to be her maid of honor. I liked it better when it was called "My Best Friend's Wedding" and starred Julia Roberts.
As expected, Apple announced the new iPhone today. Steve Jobs introduced the touch-screen phone that will integrate features from the iPod with a mobile phone. The phone does everything from play music, search the web, wipe your ass, slap your kid, fight with your mom and serve you corndogs in 9 different flavors.
Visit Gizmodo to hear all about the 1,998,444 features this thing has to offer.
