Category: Myka Stauffer

The Stauffers Will Not Face Charges For Giving Away Huxley, Who Is Happy And Safe With His New Family

July 1, 2020 / Posted by:

BuzzFeed says that authorities in Ohio are done with investigating YouTubers Myka and James Stauffer for giving away Huxley, the boy they adopted from China. Authorities have declared that nothing illegal went down and Huxley’s happy and safe with his new family. Cut to Huxley thinking, “You all are so much better, you don’t duct tape my thumb or make me wear an ugly outfit from the J. Crew outlet for an Instagram photo-op,” as he hangs out with his new family, a pack of wolves.

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Myka Stauffer Is Back To Apologize For Rehoming Her Autistic Son, Explaining How Hard It Was For HER

June 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Myka Stauffer, the YouTuber who “rehomed” her adopted child like he was a puppy who wouldn’t stop peeing on her bed, is back to cry about how hard that situation was for her. In case you thought that a person who would go through a public adoption process to earn fame and money and then get rid of that same kid in secret couldn’t get less likable, she absolutely can–and did.

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The Authorities Are Looking Into The Case Of The Stauffers Giving Up Their Son

June 4, 2020 / Posted by:
Whoever is writing the inevitable Lifetime movie about this mess (starring Haylie Duff as Myka Stauffer and Meghan Trainor’s husband as James Stauffer) now needs to write in a few social workers and detectives, because BuzzFeed News says that they are being investigated by authorities for placing Huxley Stauffer, the boy they adopted from China, with another family. Woe is Myka and James. They strained their face muscles from making several oh-so-sad faces in their YouTube explanation video and now they’ve got to do it again for the authorities.

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YouTuber Myka Stauffer Says It Was Her Adopted Son Huxley’s Choice To Live With Another Family

June 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Good news! Turns out all that pearl-clutching we were doing last week when we learned that YouTubers Myka and James Stauffer rehomed” their adopted 4-year old son Huxley as easily as Chris Pratt would an incontinent cat, was for naught. According to Just Jared, Myka posted an update letting her followers know it was Huxley’s decision to go live with another family. Phew! Little man probably said fuck these crazy Stepford-looking people, took out a handkerchief, wrapped up all his shit up, tied the bundle to a stick, threw it over his shoulder, and said Peace! Out! And who could blame him?

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YouTube Couple Myka And James Stauffer Brought The Tears As They Explained Why They Placed Their Adopted Autistic Son From China With A New Family 

May 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Yesterday, I kept seeing headlines about a “YouTube couple” and usually my brain automatically shuts down after seeing those words but then I saw the word “rehomed” and figured they gave up an animal after it chewed one of this lady’s Tory Burch suede flip-flops. But they didn’t give up an animal. They gave up a human child. A human child they adopted from China two and a half years ago and who was a part of their family and helped up their YouTube subscriber count and get them sponsors.

The YouTubers Myka and James Stauffer named the now four-year-old boy Huxley Stauffer and documented the adoption process, which brought them thousands of new subscribers and more money. But when their followers noticed that Huxley wasn’t in recent YouTube videos, Myka and James put on their shaky “THIS IS SO HARD” voices and slathered themselves in innocent angel white to bring the glycerine tears in a video explaining that they found Huxley a more suitable home because he’s Autistic and they just weren’t equipped to deal with his special needs. Every piece of shit in the land is throwing a look like, “And people call ME a piece of shit?!

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