Category: Money Drama

Prince Charles Once Accepted A Briefcase Full Of Cash From A Qatari Politician

June 27, 2022 / Posted by:

If somebody offered me a briefcase full of cash, I’d likely shout the words, “Jackpot!” while little cartoon dollar signs replaced my eyeballs. That’s because I’ve never held more than 5 bills in my hand before. But, that also means I’m deeply skeptical of free money, and would likely turn the cash-filled briefcase down, for fear of some kind of fucked up Twilight Zone-ian twist of fate, or that the money was cursed, or that I was becoming the unwilling patsy in some kind of money laundering scheme. I guess being the first in line for the British throne blinds a person from those kind of suspicious cash-based realities. Because according to a report published by The Sunday Times, when Prince Charles was offered a briefcase full of cash from a Qatari politician, he just accepted it like it was a cream-covered scone at tea time.

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Fred Goldman Claims That O.J. Simpson Owes Him $96 Million

June 24, 2022 / Posted by:

Depending on where you stand on the 1995 trial of the century verdict, you might be the type of person who thought O.J. Simpson got away with murder. You can probably guess which side Fred Goldman, father of murder victim Ron Goldman, falls into on that subject. But Fred might also suggest that that’s not the only thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with. He’s also guilty of highway robbery! Not technically, of course (unless CNN is currently reporting on O.J. Simpson ripping off vehicles along the I-75 in Florida). In 1997, the families of the victims of the 1994 double murder of Ron and Nicole Brown Simpson filed a civil suit against O.J., and a court awarded the families a $33.5 million wrongful death judgment. That was 25 years ago, and Fred is still wondering where his money is. And he claims that with interest, the number is actually closer to $96 million now.

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Revlon Has Filed For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection

June 17, 2022 / Posted by:

This is bound to be a very sad day for anyone who grew up in a house where department store makeup was an expensive luxury reserved only for your distant well-off aunt. Because the Chanel of drugstore makeups, Revlon, just announced that they’re filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. That’s right, after 90 years, Revlon is being wheeled into the secure-lock wing of the home for aged cosmetics companies while they figure out how to move forward financially. But it’s not like they want to go off to that big pressed powder pan in the sky. It’s all Rihanna’s fault! And Kylie Jenner’s! And pretty much every other makeup company that has cornered the wallets of the youth.

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Neve Campbell Has Backed Out Of “Scream 6” Because They Weren’t Going To Pay Her Enough

June 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Are you a fan of the Scream franchise who is just itching at seeing Sidney Prescott square off against a killer in a Ghostface mask once again next year in Scream 6? Okay well, bad news for you then, because Neve Campell, who has played Sidney Prescott since the first Scream movie was released in 1996, won’t be returning for the 6th film. And it’s not because she’s so damn tired of cleaning blood off her clothing, or that she’s developed tinnitus from answering the phone so much. It’s because Paramount Pictures allegedly won’t pony up enough money for Neve’s paycheck.

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Wendy Williams Has Been Given A Financial Guardian, And She’s Not Thrilled About That

May 23, 2022 / Posted by:

There have been many mixed reports regarding the current state of Wendy Williams’ life, from all aspects, like her career, her health, and what’s going on with her bank account situation. That last one has been a real head-scratcher, considering no one really knows if Wendy’s all good when she approaches the ATM, or if every purchase she attempts to make returns a cancelled transaction warning that says something like, “No way ma’am, and you know why.” We have an update on Wendy’s financials. According to her attorney, Wendy has been put under “financial guardianship,” which pretty much sounds like two formal words that mean Wendy can’t freely spend her own cash. And according to that attorney, Wendy is not feeling the constant financial supervision.

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The ACLU Says That Amber Heard Hasn’t Paid Them Her Full Divorce Settlement Donation Due To “Financial Difficulties”

April 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Every new update in the defamation trial between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard brings a new level of courtroom embarrassment. One day, it’s Johnny looking like the fool, whether that be thanks to a photo of a passed-out Johnny with melted ice cream on his crotch, or audio of him seemingly admitting that he cut his own fingertip off. Another day, it’s a security guard testifying that Amber shit in Johnny’s bed as a prank.  Now it’s Amber’s turn again. According to testimony from the ACLU, they’re still waiting on an allegedly cash-strapped Amber to make good on her promise to donate her entire divorce settlement to charity.

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