Night Crumbs
Nicki Minaj decided to partake in a little self-love by tweeting an article that praised her. Nicki could’ve just shared the article but there’s nothing messy about that! So she tweeted a screenshot where she scribbled out the names Megan Thee Stallion, City Girls, Cardi B, and Doja Cat who were briefly mentioned in the article. Well, Nicki probably wanted to write over the text “Despite a bunch of nobodies trying to come for her crown, Nicki remains the Queen of It All,” but kept it simple instead. She’s growing! – HipHopWired
Because soon or later every famous actor in Hollywood is going to play a real-life icon in a prestige biopic series, Joseph Gordon-Levitt will play Johnny Carson in a series – Lainey Gossip
Sarah Michelle Gellar hopped on the “fancast Zendaya in everything” train by saying that Zendaya is her choice to star in a Buffy The Vampire Slayer reboot. And I’m sure Zendaya would be into it if she wasn’t busy cashing a Spider-Man check, a Dune check, an HBO check, etc…. – Celebitchy
There won’t be a National Treasure 3 starring Nicolas Cage because that unloyal ho Mickey Mouse doesn’t want to be in the Nicolas Cage business anymore – Pajiba
Scream 6 is scheduled to come out in only a year’s time, but seeing as the last one looked like it was thrown together in an afternoon, they have plenty of time to make that shit – OMG Blog
Justin Bieber is no longer suing the two women who accused him of sexual assault – Complex
Sunday will be a holier day than usual for the Beyhive because their God, Beyonce, has been confirmed as a performer at the Oscars (or “The Beyonce Extravaganza, featuring some of those gold things, who cares” as the Beyhive probably calls it). Billie Eilish and FINNEAS will also perform their Ambien-infused Bond song, so if you aren’t already in an open-eyed coma from watching the Oscars, that will be the perfect time for a nap! – EW
If John Waters was the Judge of the Cancel Court, he’d acquit Johnny Depp (since John Waters “never saw Johnny Depp act negatively to a woman”) and convict J.K. Rowling – NME