Category: Michael Lohan
Dina And Michael Lohan Reunited At The Opening Of Lindsay Lohan’s NYC Pop-Up Club
Dina and Michael Lohan have come together for the love of their child. Well…the love of their child’s opening of some pop-up club that already failed in Mykonos and is inside the Playboy Club. I mean, if a pop-up club where the Lohans are probably the most famous ones there and where Dina can get free Long Island Iced Teas all night long doesn’t bring Dina and Michael together, nothing will. “Sources” say that Dina and Michael’s reunion went well. I don’t know what “well” means in Lohan, but no one got arrested, that we know of, so I guess it really did go well.
Dina Lohan Has Broken Up With Catfish Questionable Boyfriend
Thank god Shakespeare is dead because even he couldn’t take the sad news that true love has officially died. As Dina Lohan has broken up with her boyfriend of 5 years (the one she never met or or even FaceTimed with). And it turns out it’s for the reason that most things go wrong: Michael Lohan.
Kate Major Got Into It With A Bus Driver Over The Holidays And Was Arrested
Kate Major may have married into the Lohan family after becoming half of an unholy union with Michael Lohan, but it’s like she was destined to be a part of their messy, messy bloodline. The Blast is reporting that Kate got into some trouble again, this time with a bus driver.
Kate Major Has Filed For Divorce From Michael Lohan
I’m sorry everyone, the world’s most relevant and inspiring couple, Michael Lohan and Kate Major Lohan, have broken up. Tragic! Does true love even exist anymore? First Lil Xan and Noah Cyrus and now this? My heart just can’t take it.
The Blast is reporting that Kate filed papers in Florida yesterday to legally make her a divorcee, claiming that the four-year marriage was “irretrievably broken”. I think Michael Lohan has a few relationships in his life which can be described as “irretrievably broken”.
Lindsay Lohan Has Returned To Her Original Accent To Give Us An Update On Her Life
At least temporarily while she’s in the United States talking to other Americans.
I’m sure the busted Euro-purr Lindsay Lohan puts on when she’s out of the country will return the second her plane crosses the 30th meridian west. “Hello, flight attendant? May I bother you for some (crosses line) of zee…how you say, wah-toor? Wahtoor wiss…uh…how you say, slice of ze lemon?”
Kate Major Got Sentenced To Six Months In Jail
Kate Major landed herself in some hot Lohan-scented water (it smells like jail and clipped cigarettes) back in October for pulling her usual stunt: getting sloppy drunk and attacking an authority figure. This time the figure in question was a cop. In The Idiot’s Guide to Fucking Up they call this “El Clasico.”