Just Like The Entire World, Lindsay Lohan Wasn’t Surprised That Her Mom Got A DUI

September 13, 2013 / Posted by:

With her tit hanging out like a miserable blobfish trying to escape, Lindsay Lohan went to visit the other tit in her life, her mom, today on Long Island. No, LiLo wasn’t there to welcome DUIna Lohan into the DUI Club. Radar says that LiLo isn’t surprised that White Oprah got a DUI and has been distancing herself from her mess of a mother. A source who definitely isn’t Michael Lohan (it’s probably Michael Lohan) said this:

“Lindsay wasn’t surprised that her mom got popped for a DUI. It was only a matter of time, according to Lindsay. Since being released from rehab, Lindsay has had limited contact with her mother because Dina can be a bad influence on her daughter’s sobriety. Dina will say she is the last person that has a problem with booze, but she does. Lindsay loves her mom, but she is putting herself first, and her recovery, which is a very good thing.”

When Lindsay Lohan thinks you’re a bad influence, fuck….

You won’t find one ho who is surprised that White Oprah got a DUI, but I was surprised that it was her first DUI! How can that be? Is that even possible? Here I was thinking that White Oprah and Michael Lohan would gather their children around, open up their photo album and show off all their mug shots from over the years.

Now that LiLo is supposedly sober and done with fucking up, White Oprah can be the one who stars in TMZ live feeds from the court room. Who knew that White Oprah was a late bloomer?

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