Kate Major Got Sentenced To Six Months In Jail

November 29, 2016 / Posted by:


Kate Major landed herself in some hot Lohan-scented water (it smells like jail and clipped cigarettes) back in October for pulling her usual stunt: getting sloppy drunk and attacking an authority figure. This time the figure in question was a cop. In The Idiot’s Guide to Fucking Up they call this “El Clasico.”

After visiting her sons in Florida, Kate had a bunch of drinks and tried to get behind the wheel. Her estranged husband, Michael Lohan, told her to cut that shit out and called the cops. Kate didn’t like MiLo telling her what to do so she got her punching hands ready and one of them landed on a police officer.

Anyway, Kate was already on probation for threatening a flight crew and passengers back in 2015. When she got to court yesterday the judge gave her a 6-month time-out. via TMZ:

Michael Lohan’s estranged wife was sentenced Monday for violating probation. Her October arrest in Florida for attacking a cop triggered the violation … according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office … When she gets out of jail, Kate will still face assault, and drunk and disorderly charges for the alleged cop attack.

This won’t be Kate’s first go in the slammer. No one shacks up with modern-day Michael Lohan because everything is going to plan after all. No, Kate seems to have a real bad relationship with booze and it’s already cost her custody of her kids. Sadly, when she lost it on that plane last year she was actually supposed to be headed to a rehab facility in LA.

I hope she gets into a good place some day because that mug shot is 15 flavors of sadness. Also, selfishly, because if she gets her life together we will probably see about 60% less Michael Lohan and that’s a future I can believe in.

Pic: Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office

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