Category: Mariah Carey
Nick Cannon Released A Diss Track About Eminem And Then 50 Cent Got Involved
Mariah Carey and the nannies must be dealing with dem babies for the holidays, because Nick Cannon has a lot of free time on his hands to keep his beef alive with Eminem. Their ongoing feud reignited thanks to Eminem dissing Nick and Mariah in a rap he did for Fat Joe‘s new album. Well in response, Nick Cannon recorded a new diss track and it is terrible. And then 50 Cent got involved. Lets see if he goes full: 51-Fofty.
Nick Cannon Slapped At Eminem For Mentioning Him And Mariah Carey In A New Song
In case you forgot, 49-year-old Mariah Carey and 47-year-old Eminem hate each other. Mariah has been shady with Eminem publicly and Eminem has rapped about Mariah about as much as he’s rapped about wanting to kill people. Which is a lot. So it’s no shock that Mariah got a shoutout on a new track which Eminem is featured on. He calls her a “nut job” and suggests that she “neutered” 39-year-old Nick Cannon. Well, Nick did not like that at all. Nick’s dick works fine, thanks.
Taylor Swift’s Christmas Song, Which She Wrote Over The Weekend, Is Out
While some people in the UK may not agree, Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas Is You reigns supreme as the biggest modern pop holiday song of this generation, but Mariah better sharpen her candy cane shank, because Taylor Swift is coming for her. Wait, I just listened to Taylor’s song. Mariah can put down that candy cane shank since she’s got nothing to worry about.
“All I Want For Christmas” Was Voted The Most Annoying Christmas Song In A UK Poll
The official theme song of the holiday season has been ringing through our collective ears since the Queen of Christmas declared it was finally time to turn the volume up to 11 and get vocally festive. That was great news for the kind of people who get dhigh from hearing Mariah Carey sing in her upper registers about only wanting yOoOoOoOoOoOou on the morning of December 25th. But apparently for others, they’d rather trade places with grandma and get run over by that reindeer than listen to “All I Want for Christmas is You” one more time.
Open Post: Hosted By Queen Of Christmas Mariah Carey Declaring That “It’s Time!”
October 31st is over. Put away those skeletons, wipe off last night’s make-up, and pull that My Little Pony butt-plug out of your ass. Costume time is over! Queen of “Festive“, Mariah Carey, is here to collect her check. Tick-tock, motherfucker. November 1st means it’s time to start streaming All I Want For Christmas Is You. Because Mariah has declared that the holidays are here!
Hold Up! Mariah Carey Did NOT Mix Up Jennifer Aniston And Reese Witherspoon
Mariah Carey has been maligned! She’s been slandered, defamed, smeared and denigrated. Over the weekend it was erroneously reported that Mariah confused Jennifer Aniston for Reese Witherspoon while giving an address at Variety’s Power of Women luncheon, prompting people to wonder if she has ever even cracked the spine on her White Women Of the World book. Turns out, Mariah does know the difference between a Yellow Crested Witherspoon and a Solid B Chested Anniston! And her next album is going to be called The Vindication Of Mariah Carey.