Aubrey O’Day had such a good bout of publicity with her choice of talking about her ex, Donald Trump Jr., while on MTV’s Ex On The Beach that she’s decided to do it again. And I’m sure CNN, BBC News, Al Jazeera, NBC News, ABC News, and every other major news outlet in the world has been begging for an exclusive interview with the mess who won’t stop reminding us that she fucked DTJ, but she went with a much more highly-esteemed outlet: the paparazzi.
TMZ has video of Aubrey coming out of… her house? A restaurant? Who knows, but the not-at-all-scheduled interview starts with Aubrey being asked about DTJ and she laughs, “Yes, keep doing it, huh?”
Here’s what Aubrey said about Don being her “soulmate”:
“He would say I was his soulmate too, but he won’t say that. He won’t dare speak on any of this… Um, because he can’t because he chose what he chose and he’s living it now. The Don that I know is not the Don that people see right now–and I don’t want to be attached to this Presidency or the thoughts behind it, cause I fully am not in any support of any of it.”
When asked if Don Jr. became the next President (also known as The Second Wave of Apocalypse), could she see herself as First Lady, she replied:
“No I loved that man for his soul, I didn’t care about his title.”
What soul? Honestly, Aubrey would actually still only be the second-tackiest First Lady–she knows enough gays not to pull the styling choices of Melania Trump. When the pap asked Aubrey about how she refuses to be associated with the current Presidency, she made it seem like the Presidency was the only thing keeping them apart:
“Right, which is why we’re not together. He chose the life he’s in right now, instead of a life with me.”
“Good luck… She’s, like, a talking side-piece next to him, I think he likes her cause she fishes and does active things and he likes doing those things. …She has the same fucked up views that he has now, so…”
But now after, Aubrey got coy when asked if she still talks to Don Jr. and if they’ve talked since he started boning Kimberly:
“I’m not gonna say… I think soulmates always stay connected.”
We all know what that means, Aubrey! We all know you did this so that we would make suggestions of you two still communicating? How long before we start hearing ‘sources’ tell us about how you too definitely do still talk? How long before Kellyanne Conway is demanding to know Aubrey O’Day’s ethnicity when questioned about her by press? Aubrey about to somersault from Ex On The Beach to CNN. Get that promo, I guess.