Great, Now We’re Hearing Stories About How Donald Trump Jr. Boned Aubrey O’Day For Months

March 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Our stomachs aren’t going to make it through this year… First, many prepared to wet heave up their insides after it was wrongly reported that Stormy Daniels’ lawyer claimed they’ve got pictures of Donald Trump’s chipotle-dipped dick. And now we’re hearing that another living human actually said, “Ok!”, to doing Donald Trump Jr. The night that Jabba the Trump became the Overlord of the United States, overused bronzer puff Aubrey O’Day re-tweeted anti-Trump tweets, and when someone tweeted at her, “really? But you was on trump show!!! Why are you mad that the checks stopped coming!“, she dropped this dramatic foreboding nugget:

“No. my story I didn’t tell is worth millions now 😉 …this doesn’t hurt me, it hurts America.”

Many figured that she had a story involving Trump’s pussy grabbin’ claws of doom, but the story is that Aubrey rubbed her bare parts all over Don Jr’s no-neck area while his wife Vanessa Trump was pregnant with their third child. Picturing Don Jr. slamming his naked carcass against Aubrey O’Day is causing my already-tortured eyes to burn. Do-do you got a first aid kit handy? But really, a member of Danity Kane being a part of an ESCANDALO with a Trump in this day and age? Welcome to 2018.

Page Six says that when Aubrey was on The Celebrity Apprentice in 2011, Don Jr., who was an adviser on the show, immediately got moist in the tip for her and went after her. A source claims that Don Jr. told Aubrey that his marriage to Vanessa was over. Aubrey supposedly “fell hard” for Don Jr., because I guess she loves money more than she loves herself. But another source claims that Aubrey was really in love with Don Jr. and never tried to get cash by selling her story or by trying to get hush money from the Trumps. Don Jr. and Aubrey apparently pounded down-low parts in different cities, and it went on from the end of 2011 to March 2012. A different source tells UsWeekly that Aubrey really thought Don Jr. was going to leave Vanessa for her:

“When it started, they were very serious all of a sudden. He told her it was over with his wife, that they were separated and he didn’t love her — all of that stuff … Aubrey fell for him hard. She thought they were going to be together for real.”

The pure love story of our time ended for good when Vanessa Trump found emails between her husband and Aubrey. Yet another source tells Page Six that Don Jr.’s dad told him to stop fucking Aubrey. But I’m sure before he did that, he gave his son a pat on the back for being a chip off the old cheating slut block.

Vanessa almost left Don Jr. then, but stayed with him and made two more kids with him She filed for divorce last week. After Don Jr., Aubrey continued to show us that she has exquisite taste in full-time fuck partners by getting engaged to Pauly D.

A year after Don Jr. allegedly dumped Aubrey, she channeled her pain and heartbreak into her art. Aubrey did a song called DJT (she’s subtle like that), and it perfectly sums up her love with Don Jr., because it’s awkward, it’s a mess and it’s an assault on humanity. It sounds like it was recorded on a burner phone in a bathroom, and you may hear what sounds like a toilet flushing, but it’s just the song’s chorus. No, I don’t mean that, because this song has everything you need in a song: low-level soap opera dialogue and lyrics that sounds like they were written by a deep 13-year-old on their Angelfire site.

In 2012, Aubrey also did a cover of Gotye’s Somebody That I Used To Know and it sounds like she changed the lyrics to be about Don Jr.

Don Jr. and Aubrey haven’t said anything about this. But as someone who loves money, I’m wondering if all the cash Aubrey will get for telling her story is worth the world knowing that not only did she repeatedly fuck Donald Trump Jr., but the dick got her so twisted up that she wrote at least two songs about him. If I was Aubrey, I’d say, “Well, I was high on meth at the time, and was also possessed by a bad decision-making demon.

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506 responses to “Great, Now We’re Hearing Stories About How Donald Trump Jr. Boned Aubrey O’Day For Months”

  1. Rick says:

    He is so fucking gross. Must run in the family.

  2. ButterscotchKrimpet says:

    I couldn’t find a gif of trash fucking, but I’m sure you can picture it. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fb65eb797f9cf7cb9c145ee901c965616d6e306860b71fb96cee742ac12c15ec.gif

  3. Jazzy Pants says:

    All the cockroaches come out while America burns.

  4. Caza86 says:

    It’s all so gross,and nasty and uncivilized. Gutter trash, all of them. https://media.giphy.com/media/spGM9Bdmr4zVm/giphy.gif

  5. Raja Hindustani says:

    Aubry should be in text books for body dysmorphia and plastic surgery addiction.

  6. Raja Hindustani says:

    Somehow she has finally outclassed someone, and that is Donald Trump Jr. She actually took the downgrade fucking him.

  7. tim says:

    I HOPE THEY USED PROTECTION.

  8. ButterscotchKrimpet says:

    I’m picturing a blob of pizza dough slapping a silicone breast implant.

  9. Dog says:

    The Chinless Wonder’s taste is just like his daddy’s. And if Vanessa wanted to divorce him after their third child, why did she stay and have two more with him? Her parents are also very wealthy, so she didn’t need his money.

  10. Captain Stephen Peacock says:

    I guess I don’t have the gold digger gene. There isn’t enough money in the world that would get me to bone that nasty derp-face.

  11. Tart of Darkness says:

    I think they’re a perfect pair, equally gross. Was I staring at her breasts while I typed that? Maybe.

  12. sasha says:

    Trump men are as sleazy and disgusting on the outside as they are on the inside. Runs in the family.

  13. Hotmami Silver-Flint says:

    I still can’t wrap my head around this pairing.

  14. Reverse Stable Genius Dotard says:

    So they’re trying to redirect attention from Vanessa redirect Trump asserts w/ an affair that happened & ended in 2012.

    I don’t buy it.

  15. Dora Winifred says:

    I would argue that Audrey is made up of so much plastic nowadays, she’s closer to the genetic makeup of a sex doll than she is an actual human. So he could’ve claimed she’s just a toy and it would all be good. Dumb as he looks, it seems!

  16. BlairBear says:

    That was why she was trending last night. Also they are both hideously ugly

  17. Bleecker says:

    I’m old enough now to know that when I hear a guy talk about the fact that he and his wife “are divorcing” it’s best to wait for the actual receipts before moving ahead with any form of a relationship. They all tell the same lies and are looking for comfort like little lost children because their mean wives are so mean to them and their fragile egos can’t handle being told they are an asshole when they are acting like an asshole. And usually it’s when the wife is pregnant and not tending to her adult child husband the way he would like. Like any man who cheats on his wife while she is pregnant, Donald Trump Junior is a piece of shit.

    • BlairBear says:

      Something tells me Aubrey doesn’t give a crap about a guys marital status

      • Bleecker says:

        She absolutely seems like a person with no morals who hates herself, which is exactly the type that doesn’t let a ring stop a relationship, but I decided to focus on the one who was married with children here.

  18. IG says:

    Vanity Fair is having a field day with little Donnie Jr.

    “Vanessa Trump Reportedly Divorced Don Jr. Because, as We’ve Known for Years, He Is Very Cheap”

  19. TheShowgirl says:

    She’s the tacky twat who lugs her poor dogs around and dyes their hair to match whatever garish outfit/hair color/occasion she is momentarily interested in. I automatically dislike bitches like that.

    Don Jr’s chin looks like a giant boil. It’s not even formed like a real human’s chin. I’ve also noticed that he actively tries to keep his mouth closed. Like his teef don’t fit in his mouth and it doesn’t close naturally.

  20. Lefemmenikita says:

    Coming up next in Christian family values presidency: Usay found to have banged a prostitute
    https://i.imgur.com/rxjBYIT.gif

    (And buried her in the forest)

  21. Clever Moniker says:

    They’re both gross AF.

    Side note: Is there some “let’s see who can pump the most crap in her face” contest going on these days? This broad (I had to look up who she is) is only 34 years old and she looks like she’s already done a LOT of construction on her mug.

  22. tim says:

    I love Aubrey reaction to him, now. “He’s disgusting” “He’s a liar” “He’s a piece of shit” YEAH. WE KNOW. THAT’S WHY WE HAVEN’T LET HIM FUCK US.

  23. M.E. says:

    Like father like son.

  24. parkerjey says:

    I knew Aubrey needed help, but not this much help?! GIRL PLEASE LOVE YOURSELF!

  25. Krispy says:

    I can’t decide whether this story disgusts me or makes me giddy.

    Trumps=TRASH

  26. BooBoo says:

    I cannot imagine the nasty ass grossness of having a tRump gruntin’ and sweating and ejaculating. I bet DjTj cries like a bitch after he cums

  27. Chicana says:

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/16/23/434F55FF00000578-4797416-Don_Jr_was_later_spotted_strolling_outside_after_an_hour_long_wo-m-56_1502923190171.jpg

    No wonder Aubrey couldn’t resist him. Those multiple chins, and doughboy curves are sooo sexy! And look how sweaty he gets just by walking. In case you were wondering, he stays in “shape” by doing Crossfit!!! He’s a Conservative’s girl dream!!

  28. janehudson says:

    I think they’re perfect for each other and that “love song” would’ve been the perfect first song sung live at deranged Cheeto’s “innagural ball”.

  29. parkerjey says:

    This country is making me sick. America you need to get yourself together.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/l41YfykEffZ7QM55m/giphy.gif

  30. Will B Dunn says:

    A bone O day keeps the doctor away…. (assuming no STDs).

  31. skonkatonic says:

    Aubrey HO’day reminds me of when you’re a kid and you accidentally leave your bag of .5cent gummies in your 7eleven bag in your mom’s car on a hot summer day and it just melts and morphes into one big chewy glob of shit.

  32. BlairBear says:

    Ladies of NYC be prepared he looks like the kinda dude who “goes to the bathroom” and leaves you with the check and then texts you to come over to his place

  33. TheHotness says:

    Yes Lord! Please let this be true

  34. Captain Stephen Peacock says:

    I think for the past couple years of this Trump shitfest, Putin has been riding around shirtless on his horse laughing as he watches the dumpster fire on the other side of the world.

  35. Caza86 says:

    God just burn down the White House and rebuild, you’ll never get the stench out of the walls.

  36. Furpig says:

    In some other dimension one of these two is a lot lizard giving discount blowies and handies at a truckstop and the other is Aubrey O’Day.

  37. Cinder Blocks says:

    Wow. Those two clips of her “singing” are fucking shameful.

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/MakeItStop.gif

  38. Unify Normal says:

    Be careful what you wish for when you drain the swamp, you never know what you’ll find at the bottom.

    • Captain Stephen Peacock says:

      Not to mention that swamps are vital pieces of the ecosystem, and draining them leads to negative consequences.

  39. kbrick says:

    That song tho. Sweet baby Jesus that was terrible.

  40. Callan says:

    You’d think that watching your dad cheat on your mom would make you committed to staying faithful in your own marriage…. hahaha I tried. Of course he cheated, because they’re all fucking scumbags.

  41. pamorama_j says:

    There’s not enough bleach in the world to erase the picture of this in my mind.

  42. Hattie McDish says:

    I’m sure Senior encouraged Junior. Do as I do my son. Smh.

  43. BitchyD says:

    These men are chinless fat pigs. It’s their DNA. But what is it with these broads? It’s definitely the promise of money and the penthouse life because I’d have to be knocked out on rohipnol to let any of them come near me much less willingly.

    • susie says:

      I keep hearing all the good men in NYC are either gay or taken. Maybe that’s how the Trumps can score.

  44. GardeningGirl says:

    O’Day was always trash and a failed wanna-be. Not suprised she’d hump on Beevis.

  45. rhinana's inbred banana says:

    My most favorite (and really only) memory of Aubrey is when she went on RPDR as a guest judge and everyone made fun of her crazy eyes in the untucked lounge.

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e2/dc/57/e2dc57f91336714021d8781eaef61ed6.jpg

  46. Jay says:

    Oh man.
    This “White House” tho…
    I’m so watching this instead of “GH” now. Love my new 2PM show.

  47. Aradia says:

    Barf on both sides.

  48. MidasWhale says:

    I used to root for her back in the day on Making the Band. What a mess she turned out to be.

  49. BeyoncesStageFan says:

    Not shocked or surprised. She was always the thirstiest and skankiest of the bunch in Danity Kane and I’m sure Aubrey is LIVING for the attention. She probably thinks her fake inflated ass is the modern-day Marilyn Monroe. Oh God make them all go away!!!

  50. runic2627 says:

    My god he’s ugly.

  51. Lefemmenikita says:

    Well, Deputy dumbass’s wife and mistress share one thing in common:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYsXZQOW0AEicUh.jpg
    https://twitter.com/stonecold2050/status/974218470203076608

    Their disdain for his father!

    • Nola says:

      Yikes.

    • Darkside says:

      From Hilarie Burton to Kim Kardashian is NOT progress.

    • oilybohunk7 says:

      I watched making the band so I know the original version, it makes me sad because I really liked her and thought she had talent.

      • ShiroKabocha says:

        I’ve never watched the show so I only know the big-titted, Pauly D-dating version. Was she always this thirsty?

        • ReaRea says:

          Literally just spent 2 days watching mtb on daily motion and utube. Arguably, AOD made, and destroyed, Dannity Kane. Always that thirsty. She showed sparks of intelligence and intent that got lost along with her natural beauty and talent. I mean, DK was never meant to last, (tho still big w/Kpop) but the storm is crazy to watch…

        • oilybohunk7 says:

          It was so long ago it is hard to remember but I genuinely liked her and I can’t imagine I would have if she was the way she is now.

    • CinnamonGirl says:

      Dayum….what the fuck did she do to her face? She probably went to the same doctor as Melanoma. Same vacant siamese cat eyes

      • Darkside says:

        It’s the Kardashian Special. It seems like every thirsty-chick in Hollywood is getting it lately. See also: Naya Rivera.

        • CinnamonGirl says:

          Didn’t Mila Kunis say that recently? That almost everyone in Hollyweird is starting to look the same. No kidding! Look at these bitches…it’s disturbing

    • Meghan Barry Dowd says:

      Another sad transformation of a girl that was pretty to begin with. Didn’t need any of it

    • Scarysarah says:

      how did her nose get twice as long? It’s freaking me out

  52. Kananj says:

    Aubrey, Aundrea (?) and D. Woods were my favorite on Making The Band, now Aubrey is just another plastic celebrity with no real talent anymore. I bet she fuck both father and son.

    • BeyoncesStageFan says:

      Aundrea was my fav! She and Dawn had the best voices. And Aundrea was so adorable.

      • Kananj says:

        She was adorable, I wonder what happened to her. But I don’t think she could hold a solo career like they did with Dawn, but also Dawn is in a duo, none of them could get a solo.

  53. Nola says:

    DJT…that song (why did I even listen to it?!) is horrendous.

  54. kdm302 says:

    Sorry…Trump and his son are shits, but the Rachel Uchitel’s of the world get no sympathy from me. Ok, you knowingly f**ked a married man with young children, and then you want to cry “poor me” that you were used. You used each other. Gloria Allred may think you are a victim, but I don’t.

    • oilybohunk7 says:

      I had a friend that was a huge slore (but would still slut shame others) she fucked numerous married men but would rationalize it by saying “His wife is a huge bitch.” Oh yeah? Who told you that? Is it the skeezy jerk trying to get side snatch?

    • BeyoncesStageFan says:

      Yep. It’s not like she can claim she didn’t know he was married and then found out once she had already fallen for him. While he doesn’t get a pass for his disgusting behavior, she knew he was married and had a kid on the way. It’s damn public knowledge. He threw the oldest line in the book a cheating married man throws. “I’m not happy.” “It’s not working out” “I’m only with her for the sake of the kids” bs and she thought it would be different with her? lolzzzz

    • The Bad Slayer says:

      I agree that she’s not a victim. I don’t necessarily agree with the rest. I think they’re both assholes, but she didn’t break vows. A lady fucks my husband, fine. She’s an asshole. But my husband is the one married. The onus is on him.

      • kdm302 says:

        Like I said, they’re shits, but so are people who willingly cheat with a married person especially with young kids. I don’t want to hear her story. I already know it. She’s a ho.

  55. N. says:

    I demand you stop showing his face. Cover it up with an emoji or something. This man’s face offends me deeply, and I can usually ignore all things Trump.

    He’s so ugly. His face is even worse than his father’s; he looks inbred.

    His contorted, confused, constipated expression is just a big ass “no” with a heaping pile of “derp.”

  56. Richbitch says:

    I hope they at least got a recurring STD out of it. ?

  57. Kali the Destroyer says:

    Wow, gross.

  58. Abbas says:

    He literally looks like a corpse that washed up out of the Hudson River.

  59. Lostie4 says:

    Like… I know gold digging is a thing… but how could ANYONE stoop themselves to touch this fucker or his equally ugly vampire ass brother? I feel like if I ever pass within a hundred yards of them, I’d just feel gross and need to go shower. They’re hideous inside and out.

    • CinnamonGirl says:

      MONEY……Look at the bitch that married Harvey Weinstein. That pig is so repulsive I could not even give him a hug, but bitches like her and O’Day do not hesitate for a second to blow them. They love money that much

    • Bruins Dirk says:

      I imagine them as so evil, the stench of it just comes off them in waves. Ever had that happen? I have, and it’s fucking frightening.

    • CaliCheeseSucks says:

      In a douche-off, I guess I’d take Don Don ahead of Cheetolini. At least Junior isn’t that old and wrinkled (yet).

    • SpiceDong says:

      I wonder if these skanks get with them to ride that circus peanut thinking they’ll get gold and then discover they are cheap AF.

  60. CinnamonGirl says:

    This fucking administration is a shit show and I LIVE for it. Let me get more popcorn

    https://media.giphy.com/media/2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0/giphy.gif

  61. Bruins Dirk says:

    Ugh. Uggggghhh. No. Just no.

  62. Disco Pants says:

    Whatever they gotta do to keep people from looking at Cambridge Analytica. But okay, bring the shame.
    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dTa.gif

    • Bruins Dirk says:

      I am unsubbing from FB for that reason alone. I hate FB anyway.

      • Disco Pants says:

        Never did join. I expect there’s going to be a mass exodus now.

        • mizcynical says:

          Yeah, it was reported a few weeks ago that usage has been down for a few straight months. I know that I’ve been using it less since I see that Zuckerberg just wants to make advertising money from the highest bidder, no matter the consequences to our democracy. I haven’t heard zilch from the FB idiots that are probably learning that they were all had by marketing companies/Russian hacks that purposely targeted them as they zealously liked & reposted fake news stories.

          • trash says:

            they’ll just say it’s more fake news from the Hitlery deep state

            a lot of people are a lost cause at this point

            the first part of the CA docu was posted on youtube last night

        • Bruins Dirk says:

          It’s so banal. My friends always say “I sent you something on FB” and I’m like, Why? If you know me you know I’m never on there! I’m just done.

          • trash says:

            I never signed up for it & everyone tried made me feel like shit cause I didn’t

            ffs – if someone really wants to reach out, just call me / send an email / text

            it’s more personal

        • Pickles and Cheese says:

          Never joined either. Fuckerberg impressed me as a sneaky little shit early on and I never trusted him. Something’s free on the internet? Then YOU are the product.

      • trash says:

        I never joined facebook to begin with – now really glad I didn’t

  63. CaliCheeseSucks says:

    Don Jr., who was an adviser on the show

    Translation: Basically an intern, but Daddy got me a fake job so I could draw yet another unearned paycheck.

  64. LaChaylo® says:

    Two empty eyed idiots. Of course. Aubrey likes her dudes gaudy and trashy af.
    https://m.popkey.co/29f9f2/kv8Jl.gif

  65. SpiceDong says:

    She “sings”?! I only know of her because of DListed so I thought she was an obscure seat filler with shady means of economic support like Chicken Cutlets and the Porn Iguana.

  66. Bruins Dirk says:

    I don’t know why, but when I see Dotard Jr. I see this:
    http://image.cleveland.com/home/cleve-media/width620/img/onstage_impact/photo/18831755-mmmain.jpg

    Except Bat Boy has two chins and a special je nais c’est quoi where Satan’s spawn has none.

  67. Mirabelle says:

    I DON’T WANT TO SEE HIS FACE ANYMORE! It is seriously repulsive. He looks so doofus and like he’s about to throw up. His weird face makes me want to puke already so seeing him about to puke makes me feel like I’m going to puke more. I physically have that about to gag feeling when I see him.

    • Bruins Dirk says:

      His father and brother too.

    • Mirabelle says:

      I figured out what it is. It looks like his top teeth are about to go forward in a drrr kind of face. And that’s similar to the feeling of how a gag starts.

  68. some bitch says:

    Aubrey is a singer? I’d rather listen to Tiffany’s album!

  69. scgal says:

    Aubrey O’Day Lyrics
    “DJT”
    You can say it was all a fucking fairytale or you can say it was real, but I need to know and you know.
    Whatever the truth is defines the reality of you and I forever, and I need to be able to define that before I can walk away.
    I thought it was forever at the time but maybe I was lying to myself
    Is that what you want? You want to believe that everything with me was a lie?
    A fantasy? And you want to go back and live in the life that you had have forever?
    I don’t know. I couldn’t do what I said I would do so that answered the question for me.
    I’ll always want you and always wonder about it but it doesn’t matter because I have to stay here.
    What made you stop believing in our world?
    I don’t know, I think probably the loss of the other world.
    I’m torn between two worlds both of which I wanted.
    I hate me for loving you, hate you for letting our love die
    I hate me for loving you, hate you for letting our love die
    I hate me for loving you, hate you for letting our love die
    I hate me for, I hate me for, hate you for letting our love die
    Tell me you love me, I need you to do that.
    No, you don’t.
    Yeah I do, I need to know it before I walk away.
    No that’s exactly what’s stopping you from walking away.
    No it wouldn’t, that’s exactly what would help me walk away.
    You know everything anyway you’re the only one who ever knew my heart.
    I have to move on, I need your help.
    I can’t believe that this was all a lie;
    you have to tell me you love me.
    I don’t, cause you’re a fucking pain in my ass.
    Tell me you love me and I won’t talk to you anymore, I’ll leave you alone.
    Look it doesn’t matter, it can’t matter, the truth will only kill us both.
    You have to say it once to yourself and to me and then I’ll go.
    I love you. Talk to you later.
    But later never came…

    • Bruins Dirk says:

      Wow. It’s like a look into a twelve year old’s diary. LOL

    • Kali the Destroyer says:

      Gurl, please.

    • putsomestankonit says:

      I’m happy to see someone carry on Lord Byron’s legacy. She walks in beauty, indeed.

    • kbrick says:

      God, so much intensity and angst over that CHINLESS DORK. I don’t get it.

    • Whamo says:

      What did she do, record one of her ‘break up” phone calls and then put music behind it?

      Holy shitfest, that’s right up there with KISS’s brilliant lyrics

      Love Gun

      I really love you baby, I love what you’ve got
      Let’s get together, we can get hot
      No more tomorrow, baby time is today
      Girl, I can make you feel okay
      No place for hidin’ baby, no place to run
      You pull the trigger of my
      Love gun, (love gun), love gun
      Love gun, (love gun), love gun
      You can’t forget me baby, don’t try to lie
      You’ll never leave me, mama, so don’t try
      I’ll be a gambler, baby lay down the bet
      We get together, mama you’ll sweat
      No place for hidin’ baby, no place to run
      You pull the trigger of my
      Love gun, (love gun), love gun
      Love gun, (love gun), love gun
      Love gun, love gun
      Love gun, (love gun), love gun

      • Dirk,'Roid Assessor, M.D. says:

        ” Lick It Up” is a close second in the KissShit book.

        • Whamo says:

          LOL…you could definitely make a case for near their entire catalogue.

          They were cool when you were 12, and by the time you were 14 you knew for sure the sucked.

      • wikipediabrown says:

        i mean, i could have written this when i was in fourth grade. in fact, my ode to the state of maine (i am from michigan), written for a report on the states, is cleverer than this shite!

      • boomdeyay says:

        New York Groove is awesome though.

    • OG.Straaaange Dirk says:

      Welp, that’s embarrassing.

    • Micron says:

      She would be better off with a real estate developer that is actually worth money.

    • boomdeyay says:

      Pure poetry – Just like Springsteen! Dear Lord…

    • Falkor says:

      What in the actual fuck? Girl’s dumb as a box of weave.
      https://i.imgur.com/SDnuR7r.gifv

  70. OriginalAllie says:

    This might be the most unpleasant visual I have ever had in my entire life.

  71. USN1979 says:

    They live rent free in your pointed little heads.

  72. David Abbot says:

    She looks like Christina Aguilera as Donatella Versace.

  73. mizcynical says:

    Well, I always knew that Aubrey was a dumb bitch.

  74. Few Words says:

    the asshole doesn’t fall far from the daddy shit tree.

    he & his orange goon dad have a type: blonde, busty & bimbo

  75. Swarm_of_locusts says:

    Sex scandals involving uninteresting, surgically enhanced to present as average, people is pretty damn boring.

  76. ThanksLove says:

    Ick. Nast.

    Who knew that in 2018, we’d be hearing about Aubrey O’Day again.

    • mizcynical says:

      BRING IT! More, I need more women like this to step forward!

    • Dr. C says:

      Where were all these gold digging hoes when he was running?

      • Killa.fish says:

        Would it have mattered either way?

      • scgal says:

        He probably paid them hush money and told them there was more to come. When it didn’t show up they went public.

        • mizcynical says:

          It’s just as well. The women that did come forward were labeled whores, gold diggers & every other possible degrading term. So maybe, what will finally bring about his downfall is having actual whores & gold diggers come out of the woodwork to tell the truth. Maybe the salaciousness of it all will bring some attention to it.

      • boomdeyay says:

        It was pre #Metoo. Lots of women had stories that they were afraid to talk about publicly. The Trumproaches are already threatening Stormy. They are pretty brave for coming forward.

  77. mizcynical says:

    I hope she’s being sarcastic “this doesn’t hurt me, it hurts America.” Otherwise, girlfriend thinks WAY TOO highly of herself. She went from fucking Diddy to DJT Jr. to Pauly D & she thinks that THIS is the scandal that would bring down the presidency?!? LOL!

    • kdm302 says:

      Her ego knows no bounds. Look chick, you are a ho who f**ked THAT not because of love or even lust, but for what material things he could give you, plain and simple.

      • mizcynical says:

        I know. Her sexual history is checkered with shame fucks. Someone said it below – she probably thinks that she’s some Marilyn Monroe. Nope! Worst case scenario is she probably thought she’d be kept on Celebrity Apprentice a bit longer. Best case scenario, she thought that she’d be his kept side piece with free room & board at their gold plated shitty apartments.

  78. WhoMe? says:

    Cleaning up all the bronzer stains, loose weave, and gobs and gobs of drool must have been hell on the hotel maids.

  79. Jgb979 says:

    Trash

    All trash

    Hope she finegaled a 6 figure prostitution hush money payment out of it.

  80. JWC says:

    Hmmm Hi sex Drive Lo IQ

  81. Bridge Burner says:

    I’ll bet Junior is a real tiger in the sack. https://media.giphy.com/media/d9DsJZVQWEukg/giphy.gif

  82. Dwakadoodle says:

    Why must my feeds be inundated with news about the immorality and just plain ick, nasty of the Chimp’s chinless offspring. And to top it all off, his ugly, tacky ass got the nerve to be a cheapskate. I can’t count the many times these trashy, Deliverance-looking idiots thought they were better than the Obamas. Really?

    • kbrick says:

      Ugh, the Trumps are pure garbage. The Obamas are fucking royalty in comparison.

    • mizcynical says:

      Because the Trumps are TRASH. And like most racist POS trash, they think that their skin color alone makes them far more superior than people of color. But deep down, he knows that’s not the case, hence, his bizarre obsession with Obama. Don realizes that he’s outclassed by Barack in every way possible, from being a gracious gentleman to intelligence & policy-making.

    • Gem says:

      LOLing at “Deliverance-looking idiots”! Pure gold!

  83. Dr. C says:

    GODDAMNIT. I didn’t think it was possible, but JR is uglier than his father. NO more, go away you disgusting, gross 45’s family members.

  84. Manchester says:

    That song is garbage

  85. Sparrow © says:

    Hope Trump Jr worked off at least one double chin whilst copulating with bimbo Aubrey
    But perhaps that’s the least of his problems

  86. GageCanada says:

    They both look like Halloween masks from Party City. That’s all I got.

  87. taliaann says:

    I have a sinking feeling Junior has sex like Patrick Bateman. Looking at himself in a mirror and thinking he’s hot shit.

    I’ll be vomiting.

  88. Aurelia Grey says:

    Like father, like son. The ones who will suffer the most are the children.

    • Dwakadoodle says:

      *shivers….*

    • Madgirl says:

      Wow John John was beautiful, and let’s not forget how lovely the Obama girls are. This chinless turd is the complete 180 ugh absolutely vile.

    • mamiesan says:

      Oh my God, I loved him. I had his picture in my locker. I actually got a condolence call from my best friend when he died.

    • LoopyGorilla says:

      John John was the reason why Ann Coulter hates the moderates.

      Back in the day, Coulter really wanted to fuck him and she even went to become a writer for his George magazine in the hopes that he would get with her.

      Coulter has never EVER been nice to anybody who is moderate let alone a Kennedy but when JFK Jr talked to her, bitch’s panty pudding melted.

      She was like that mean girl in school who would bully people but when this one guy said “hi” to her and she melted straight away.

      However when JFK Jr rejected her advances, Coulter was scorned forever and vowed to hate every moderate because JFK Jr wouldn’t fuck her.

  89. 1slyangel says:

    Neither of these women love themselves. “She (Vanessa) went on to have two more children with him after she discovered the affair” – girl, NO.
    Also he is a super cheap freak with her. Double no.
    It’s probably because the Trump empire is a total sham.

  90. trash says:

    Don Jr… immediately got moist in the tip for her

    https://media.giphy.com/media/l9FAwJOXYprFe/giphy.gif

  91. Stan_Hooper says:

    Did not know that O’Day would be able to make the Goyte song more insufferable than it already was!

  92. Maudi says:

    Not sure you realize the damage that was just done to me going from reading the Mr Roger’s post to reading this. I might have to retreat to my bed for the rest of the day to recover from the jolting mix of emotions.

  93. ErstwhilePixie52 says:

    There’s also this…12 minutes but worth it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t–yAkEjYF4

  94. Gigi says:

    She looks extra crispy here.

  95. wikipediabrown says:

    god help us all! songs for that derpy looking fat blob of sludge? god girl, get a grip.

    but good on you for getting publicity and getting people to click on your videos. kudos, has been!

  96. Micron says:

    It runs in the family I guess.

    Is this why we don’t mix family and work?

    You don’t fuck the help. Don’t they tell you that in boarding school?

    At least it wasn’t the secretary.

    And this is the lizard who props up being an upstanding citizen. He was upstanding. For Aubrey.

    No, this happened 3 years after Danity Kane broke up the first time. At that time Aubrey was fucking another prominent man. Donnie.

    Is this what makes you a good businessmen?

    At least he learned from his father. He fucked a pop star.

    And Danity Kane though? At least fuck a girl from Dream or B’Witched.

    He probably wanted to enter her Dollhouse.

    And you know his ass likes hunting. Lions, Elephants, Pussy

    It would have costed him less to get some Lubiderm and watch Stormy Daniels.

    Is this why Donald stays away from alcohol because he gets night sweats over a Dark and Stormy?

    I’ll stop now.

  97. Depp Mouth says:

    Fucking gross.

  98. emeriesan says:

    I’m pretty sure any comment I can made on Jr has been made, but at least Aubre O’Day has made a tiny contribution to humanity with this timesless gif
    https://media.giphy.com/media/s8IVGzqZRxlVS/giphy.gif

  99. Amco says:

    Fuck, I’d be keeping that shit secret!!! Secret shame!!!

  100. KidL77 says:

    Gosh, Donnie Douchebag is just like Daddy: Cheats on his pregnant wife.

    • boomdeyay says:

      That is normalized behavior for their family. I’ll bet Ivanka would let Jared side if he had someone on the side. And I believe that his the two Stepmoms started out as mistresses so all normal!

  101. Charlie Hunnam's butt says:

    so all the males in that family are into fake-blonde, plastic-bodied, cat-faced women. Ivanka, Stormy Daniels, now this one…

  102. boomdeyay says:

    I have to say in Aubrey’s defense that back in the day everyone knew that Trump was pompous and greedy. I don’t think that anyone could have foreseen the hideous racist, gropy pervert, greedmonster, gun toting, KKK lovin’, homophobic, xenophobic nut that Trumps is AND that his children completely support his beliefs and activities. I am sure that Jr. showered her with gifts and promises and she was probably tired of doing reality show after reality show. It would have been a hot is the was the POTUS daughter-in-Law.

    .

  103. rcdcr says:

    What is family-day like in Trumplandia? Dad and his boys going for penicillin shots down at the clinic?

  104. Queen Mab of the Unseelie says:

    Silkwood Shower, this way….

  105. Koosh Ball says:

    I can’t believe any man would find her attractive. These plastic women look terrifying to me and I always try to have hope that men would choose a natural beauty over these wax figures.

    • Scarlet.Library.Revolver says:

      I remember she did a Playboy cover back in the day and she was so airbrushed that she literally looked like a Sim. Maybe it wasn’t that airbrushed after all.

  106. decloo says:

    I can’t take looking at him anymore. IVANKA!!! come get your brother and take him to your plastic surgeon, STAT! A neck lift and a chin implant are the very minimum he needs. Why has he never done this??? Take Eric along too and maybe they can do a twofer.

  107. Jello® Butt says:

    Oh thank god. At first I thought it was Aubrey Plaza and I was going to be REALLY disappointed/disgusted.

  108. Chingpei says:

    Donald Jr. sure scrapes the bottom of the WHORE bucket to select a Piece of Trash like Aubrey O’Day … wonder if he caught any STD’s ???

    • The Bad Slayer says:

      Or gave her any

    • SheBug says:

      You KNOW he’s way sluttier than she is. He lived as a ski bum (“Hey, my Dad’s rich. Let’s bone!”) for years before Daddy finally put him to work.

      It’s baffling but Donald Sr isn’t even the worst member of that family in some ways.

  109. Jello® Butt says:

    Also? “Moist in the tip”. Lollllll. Genius.

  110. In other Trump news, Look at me Daddy Im doing a Science! Actually she is creating the scent of her new perfume. The one that will end up collecting dust at Big Lots and Ollies Discount Warehouse, after JC Penny dumps that crap on them.

    https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/975859066273660932

    • LoopyGorilla says:

      LOL girlfriend looks like one of those stock images you buy from getty “woman playing with test tubes in lab coat and gloves”.

  111. ?ℱḯⅾⅾℓεÐεℯÐ℮℮? says:

    Never mind the fact that she’s fucked and sucked this POS. What the phuck has she done to her face? She used to be cute at one point in time.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b3b0e9b17255045b5cd886dd496e878b6488aa53b3d5db3f96c18818bb80884.jpg

  112. dbasedNYC says:

    EEEWWW. She DOES NOT love herself if she’s playing bump the pinata with cro magnon #3. It a trump is your option, it’s always better to be alone.

    https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrupdvfdS31qco0xco1_400.gif

  113. letinstar says:

    GAAAAAROOOSSSSS!!! Anyone who willingly fucks on Don Uday, Jr is mental in the head…

  114. Ninne says:

    Didn’t she fuck Donnie Wahlberg too, before he married the anti-vaxxer?

  115. Falkor says:

    These bitches are just a cesspit of depressing shit. What’s even left to say at this point?
    https://i.imgur.com/n9WG5ND.gifv

  116. LoopyGorilla says:

    Oh please god please please please don’t mess with us and tell us that Eric Trump aka the spawn of Igor and Lurch, also fucked a porn star.

    There is only so much vomiting I can do in one day.

  117. Sugar&Salt says:

    Oh, damn, that bitch is ugly as fuck. And Aubrey O’Day ain’t looking so great either.

  118. Guest says:

    I don’t even care about the affair. That’s their business and I’m not one to judge anyone else’s sex life. Don Jr. is a scum bag and terrible person in general. Aside from Tiffany and Barron, the rest of them are human garbage.

  119. D'Fwan says:

    Aubrey would NEVER! This guy is fucking ugly!!!

    • LoopyGorilla says:

      But her emailllssssssssssssssssssssssssss
      look over there its a woman who is learning how to read!

  120. Heidi Elise Haaland says:

    On the bright side, another good couple spared.

  121. Hattie McDish says:

    She probably closed her eyes and pretended he was Brad Pitt….

  122. Sonnet says:

    She’s such a bloated has-been and she’s just as bad as him for knowingly entering into an affair with a married man. She’s just desperate for money, which is why she’s made the rounds on every reality tv show.

  123. Delicioso says:

    Forgive my crassness, but how does this guy get ANYONE to fuck him?? Is money such an aphrodisiac? There is nothing appealing about him!

  124. LoopyGorilla says:

    EWWWWW I just saw on the news that stormy daniels did a poly test and confirmed that she had bareback sex with Trump.
    ew
    i wouldn’t even touch Trump with a 10 foot pole.
    But Stormy had BAREBACK sex with him!!!

    • mizcynical says:

      I know. Honestly, we suspected that Mr, self-professed germaphobe liked to raw dog, but to actually have it confirmed is a bit harder to wrap my mind around. This guy’s a class act- piss tapes, raw dogging porn stars, grabbing women by the genitals. Real Family Values! I’m sure Pence is praying for him…..

      • DudeBornIn67 says:

        I think deep deep down, Pence can’t stand Trump. He’s just biding his time until he can (!) step in. We all know Mother doesn’t like him.

        • MaisyDaisy says:

          Absolutely Pence loathes Trump. What is more damning (alas not literally) is that, as a deeply closeted gay man, Pence loathes himself.

        • mizcynical says:

          Oh I agree that Pence is absolutely playing g the role of loyal soldier no matter what. But he has been eerily silent these past few weeks.

      • TimSims says:

        hey that licensed Trump Semen is worth millions. ask Marla Maples

      • LoopyGorilla says:

        Pence and his “mother” are probably just as dirty behind closed doors.
        Those jesus freaks always into the freaky shit.

  125. jennyjustice says:

    I’m laughing at her seriously thinking D Jr. would ever have a real relationship with her out in the open. Really?!!! These women are beyond delusional. Why would she think he’d actually leave his wife for her – even if he told her that.

  126. John says:

    “Overused bronzer puff Aubrey O’Day”
    ” . . . and it perfectly sums up her love with Don Jr., because it’s awkward, it’s a mess and it’s an assault on humanity.”
    OMG! Classic! IBOL

  127. Pickles says:

    Man, the men in this family like their women TRASHY!!

  128. linda nicoletti says:

    Beauty is definitely what’s in the holder”s bank account.Sheeesh!!!

  129. Literarylioness says:

    With all his money, how come he didn’t get a chin? Couldn’t he afford one?

  130. Zel says:

    What was running into these women’s minds when they see a Trump? Ewwwww.

  131. Starrynight says:

    The chinless one is as ugly as a hat full of arseholes!

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