Category: Nope Nope Nope
Two “The Masked Singer” Judges Walked Off The Set After Rudy Giuliani Was Revealed To Be A Contestant
Inhale. Exhale. Maybe try counting to 10. You are fine, this is fine. Everything is fine. What you are experiencing is not a psychotic break. It is a post-traumatic stress response to seeing Rudy Giuliani again after we thought he had slithered away back to his underground lair to regain his strength after the taxing humiliations of the 2020 election left him drained of his precious bodily fluids. Which, considering what we saw leaking out of his hairline, is likely activated sludge composed of a mixture of microbes and suspended particles with some essential oils added to give it that special zip! But we were wrong. Rudy’s still topside and he’s been walking among us, masquerading as a human being masquerading as a patriotic banana split singing Frank Sinatra (or something) on the upcoming season of The Masked Singer.
Jameela Jamil Called Out Amber Rose For Promoting Pregnancy Tea From Flat Tummy Co.
Amber Rose is being dragged on social media for trying to sell an “Organic” Pregnancy Tea from the Flat Tummy Co. while she’s pregnant. She claims the tea helps with feeling bloated. It also seems to help eliminate that reasonable thought in your brain that should keep you from pimping out a tea from Flat Tummy Tea while pregnant for a check.