Category: The Doctor is In

Taylor Swift Gave The Commencement Speech At NYU And Received An Honorary Doctorate

May 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Don’t call her Tay Tay. It’s DOCTOR Tay Tay from now on, thankyouverymuch. According to Billboard, New York University has awarded Taylor Swift with an honorary Doctor of Fine Arts degree, presumably for her groundbreaking papers titled Haters Gonna Hate: A Compendium of Clap Backs and Complaints and Cottage to the Core: Vintage Rural Aesthetics for Modern Suburban Girls. Taylor, who never attended college, also gave the commencement speech at today’s ceremony at Yankee Stadium celebrating the graduating classes of 2020, 2021, and 2022.

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Aaron Carter Admits To Having A Plethora Of Mental Disorders On New Episode Of “The Doctors

September 11, 2019 / Posted by:

TMZ says that tomorrow on The Doctors, Aaron Carter reveals that he suffers from a variety of mental issues and is prescribed a shit ton of medications. Which puts his life completely into perspective for me. If you had just said from the jump off you were going through it, I would have been like, “Of course, he’s gonna tease stupid shit about Michael Jackson.” “Of course he’s sucking face with Trisha Paytas!” “Of course he’s trying to flip a profit on a rescue dog!”

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“Doctor Who” Doctor Has A Hooha

July 17, 2017 / Posted by:

The BBC has announced that the next iteration of the Time Lord known as The Doctor on the tv series Doctor Who will be played by Jodie Whittaker, a known woman. While many fans of the long running series applauded the casting choice, others expressed concern that the actor’s vagina and breasts would deter from their enjoyment of the show and retroactively ruin their childhoods. The role of The Doctor, a fictional character, has historically been played by actors who are not actually Time Lords, and Jodie Whittaker is no exception.

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