Category: Justin Bieber

Ariana Grande’s Friends Think Her Latest Engagement Is More Rushed Than Her Tattoos

January 10, 2021 / Posted by:

Last month we learned that 27-year-old Ariana Grande got engaged to Dalton Gomez, a 25-year-old real estate agent who is the successor to the extremely lofty fiance bar set by Pete Davidson. Ariana and Dalton’s engagement made for the most enduring and forever-bound love story of our generation, but her friends reportedly don’t agree and think she’s rushing it since they got engaged after dating for only 11 months.

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Justin Bieber Has Denounced Hillsong Church And Says He’s Not Training To Be A Minister

January 5, 2021 / Posted by:

The New York Post has bad news for all the Justin Bieber stans who were hoping to see him get done up in Religious Leader-drag. Stories that 26-year-old Justin was going to transition into becoming a minister have been grossly misreported and he took to his Instagram Stories to clarify he’s just a regular-degular R&B sensation. He also made clear that he’s not a member of Hillsong Church, which has been in the news over Pastor Carl Lentz‘s cheating scandal and possible tax evasion. Well, the moral-authority pop star Justin Bieber has spoken, so I guess it’s time to cancel Hillsong. Elliot Page wins!

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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber Getting All His Tattoos Covered

January 3, 2021 / Posted by:

Because 2021 doesn’t occur in a vacuum and still bears the stigma of riding on 2020’s raggedy coattails, we are faced with PTSD-inducing visuals like the one you see above. Justin Bieber has singlehandedly decided to destroy whatever hope we’d all had for a new beginning and remind us that all the things we wished we could have left behind in The Year From Hell, are still quietly crushing our souls whether we pay attention to them or not. And attention, as usual, is the order of the day. Not only are we cursed with the blinding image of Biebs in his Calvins, but he is going to torture our delicate ear mechanisms with a fresh round of hateful caterwauling in the form of his new song, Anyone. By the time he’s done with us, we won’t have any senses left!

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Open Post: Hosted By Justin And Hailey Bieber Getting Gross On Instagram

December 29, 2020 / Posted by:

In “Ew, Why?” news, 26-year-old Justin Bieber decided to casually make a comment on his Instagram to his wife, 24-year-old Hailey Bieber, talking about where her jaw has been. Either he’s talking about (prepare to shudder) his dick, his face, (prepare to shudder: the sequel) another part of his body (Gabrielle Union‘s influence is spreading), or even the delicate hands of an expert plastic surgeon. Will we ever know? Should we?

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Pastor Carl Lentz Reportedly Had “More Than One Affair” While At Hillsong

December 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Carl Lentz admitted to passing his dick around to another woman when he was unceremoniously fired as Pastor at the celeb-loving cult, I mean, church: Hillsong. Carl’s alleged side piece, Ranin Karim, then came out and did the tabloid and media rounds, claiming that it wasn’t just a one-night fuck, and she and Carl had been long-distance loves and became fully romantic providing each other companionship and comfort. Buckle up Ranin, because Page Six says she wasn’t the only one giving the hot pastor companionship and apparently the pastor had “more than one affair.” Well hey, Jesus had twelve disciples so Carl had twelve side-chicks. It’s the Godly way.

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Justin Bieber Will Not Tolerate Any Attempt To Cyberbully His Wife Hailey Bieber In Defense Of Selena Gomez

December 4, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s been two years since Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up for good after being on and off and on and off for nearly eight years. Both have very much moved on, with Justin currently married to Hailey Bieber, and Selena possibly dating NBA player Jimmy Butler. So there’s not much chance that they’ll get back together, but some fans refuse to let go. Recently, a Selena fan tried to launch a campaign of hate against Justin’s wife Hailey (Operation Code Name: Get a Life). Justin was having none of it, and he quickly called them out.

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