Category: Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber Responded To The Shit He Got For Using Clips Of Martin Luther King Jr. Speeches On His Album
Last week, Justin Bieber got shit when he used clips of Martin Luther King Jr. speeches to introduce two of the songs on his latest album, Justice. Critics pondered why he’d use the audio at all, especially as a lead-in for a love song about Hailey Bieber. They accused him of being faux-woke and cashing in on Black Lives Matter. Conversely, MLK’s daughter Bernice King was all for it. On Tuesday Justin finally responded to all the criticism during an interview on the Bieber Nation Clubhouse.
Justin Bieber Reportedly Visited A California Prison To Preach The Word Of God
Justin Bieber finally went to prison, but not because he continues to unleash his own brand of CROCS upon humanity. That should be illegal. TMZ reports that Justin visited a Los Angeles prison to spread the word of God to inmates. I guess those inmates haven’t been through enough!
Justin Bieber Got Shit For Sampling Martin Luther King Jr. On His New Album, But MLK’s Family Approves
It has to be a felony to put those two names in the same sentence, so I’m a little fearful for my future right now. Justin Bieber, however, blithely goes about his day committing musical and fashion crimes of all kinds and manages to remain blissfully unfettered by concerns of consequences. Justin Bieber’s sixth studio album, Justice, was released yesterday, and in it, he uses clips of two speeches from Martin Luther King Jr. to introduce songs, including a love song. So, like Martin Luther King Jr., Biebs has a dream, and, as usual, it’s wet.
Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber’s Latest Evil Alliance With Crocs
Since Satan is as bored AF as we are during this pandemic and hates our guts in general, he’s been repeatedly summoning Justin Bieber. Biebs is currently at the ominous age of 27, but Satan hasn’t been summoning him for that reason.
Yesterday we learned that Biebs’ cell phone quit his whiny toddler ass, though Biebs tried to spin it as his own decision. Before that, we were forced to look at his pre-pubescent boy bits as two doomed makeup artists with therapists on speed dial sprayed over his badly tattooed ode to Jesus and Animal Planet. Today’s story involves Biebs once again working with those who are in charge of foisting Crocs on polite society. No good can come of either party individually, but this is a straight-up crime.
Justin Bieber Doesn’t Carry A Cellphone Anymore
While talking to Billboard magazine, 27-year-old Justin Bieber got into how he’s worked so much on his mental health and isn’t Super Glued to social media 24 hours a day. He doesn’t even carry a cellphone! Wow, he’s so off the grid, you may be thinking. But no. He isn’t. Justin still uses an iPad. So is he really disconnected from anything? Not even at all. How else would he manage to get into internet squabbles with doctors over medicinal tips?
Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber’s Tears At The Sight Of His New Rolls Royce
Typically when you read or hear the word “tears” along with Justin Bieber‘s name, you assume it’s what involuntarily happens to your eye sockets when subjected to one of his songs, or when suddenly faced with the punishingly blinding vision of his sloppily inked boy bits swathed in fancy Calvin Klein diapers. Most of us never stopped crying after catching a bitter glimpse of that hateful campaign. Now TMZ says that it’s Biebs’ turn to flip on the waterworks, and his bottomless well of deep, soulful-artiste emotions is not failing to deliver.
Three years ago, Biebs fell in love with Hailey Baldwin a futuristic design for a fancy Rolls-Royce 103EX concept car that was sure to make him feel like the most badass, bed-wetting fourth-grader with a Hot Wheels set. But sadly, he was told it wasn’t for sale and even if he could buy it, he wouldn’t be able to drive it on the street. So he got West Coast Customs to turn a 2018 Rolls-Royce Wraith (which begins retailing at $330K) into a 103EX look-alike. It took three years, but he finally got the keys to it, and when he did, he got teary while looking at his new soulmate.