Category: Jude Law
Jude Law Is Expecting A Sixth Child
The next time Jude Law makes himself a cup of tea, I suggest he make two. His 47-year-old balls have clearly been working overtime, and they could probably use a nice long, warm soak. The Daily Mail is reporting that Jude Law’s 32-year-old wife of one year, Phillipa Coan, is currently pregnant with his sixth child. Just call him Jude “Half Dozen” Law – at least for the time being. Because let’s face it, once his balls recover from that tea soak, he’s definitely going for round 7. You can’t keep a prolific baby-making actor down!
Jude Law Got Married
Jude Law is done making babies with different women and has decided to turn himself into a one women guy (and maybe a nanny..it’s still early) by getting married to Phillipa Coan this past Tuesday.
Panty Creamer Of The Day: Jude Law In Papal Swim Chonies While Shooting “The New Pope”
The Young Pope was one of my favorite shows of 2017, because it made me feel like I was high on edibles without having to actually be high on edibles. It also gave me many moments of Jude Law working glamorous ensembles that Beyonce, Gaga, Rihanna, and Madonna wish they could work with just as much hotness.
The follow-up to The Young Pope (they’re not calling it a sequel or second season) titled The New Pope doesn’t come out until later this year, and I’m already all the way in for two reasons: 1. Sharon Stone is in it. And 2. There will be a scene where Jude Law struts that ass in a pair of pristine white swim panties. Unlike that other pope, Jude Law looks like the kind of cool pope who will gladly let you kiss the ring, specifically the blessed cock ring. I see you heathen whores sticking out your tongue like you’re ready to accept that cummunion bread and let him bless you with his holiness. I know you tramps are used to being on your knees, but this time you need to get on your knees to pray for your own sinful soul!
J.K. Rowling Says That Dumbledore And Grindewald Have Totally Done It
Nick Jonas, and now Chris Hemsworth, I guess, need to step up their gay baiting antics if they want to keep up with master gay baiter J.K. Rowling who has been trolling fans with man wizard-on-man wizard action for over a decade. J.K. said in 2007 that Dumbledore is gay. And while promoting their movie Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald last year, both Jude Law (who plays young Dumbledore) and Ezra Miller talked about the gayness of Dumbledore with Ezra saying that the movie makes his sexuality explicitly clear because he sees his secret lovah Grindewald (played by Johnny Depp in lazy Billy Idol cosplay) in a mirror (????). And now J.K Rowling is here to troll us some more by saying in so many words that Dumbledore has definitely grinded his dick against Grindewald’s brown sugar walls before.
Jude Law Is Sad That No One Will Ever See His Woody Allen Movie
In an interview with the New York Times (via Vulture) about his appearance in the next Fantastic Beasts film, Jude Law revealed that he’s saddened that his and others’ work in Woody Allen’s movie A Rainy Day In New York will never be seen. Sometimes, Jude, it’s a good idea during interviews to let your publicist hurriedly throw their body inbetween you and the interviewer while shrieking “NEXT QUESTION, PLEASE!”
Open Post: Hosted By The Baby Swan That Cracked Out Of Björk’s 2001 Oscar Egg
At the 2001 Oscars, Björk laid a swan egg on the red carpet. The baby swan in that egg is now grown up and looks like this. Feel old yet?