J.K. Rowling Says That Dumbledore And Grindewald Have Totally Done It

March 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Nick Jonas, and now Chris Hemsworth, I guess, need to step up their gay baiting antics if they want to keep up with master gay baiter J.K. Rowling who has been trolling fans with man wizard-on-man wizard action for over a decade. J.K. said in 2007 that Dumbledore is gay. And while promoting their movie Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald last year, both Jude Law (who plays young Dumbledore) and Ezra Miller talked about the gayness of Dumbledore with Ezra saying that the movie makes his sexuality explicitly clear because he sees his secret lovah Grindewald (played by Johnny Depp in lazy Billy Idol cosplay) in a mirror (????). And now J.K Rowling is here to troll us some more by saying in so many words that Dumbledore has definitely grinded his dick against Grindewald’s brown sugar walls before.

J.K. got dragged by Twitter over the weekend when Radio Times posted some shit she says about the gay love of Dumbledore and Grindewald in the extras on the Blu-ray edition of The Crimes of Grindewald. J.K cast a Blue-ius Balls-ium spell when she said that she thinks Dumbledore and Grindewald have fucked:

“It was passionate, and it was a love relationship. But as happens in any relationship, gay or straight or whatever label we want to put on it, one never knows really what the other person is feeling. You can’t know, you can believe you know.

“So I’m less interested in the sexual side – though I believe there is a sexual dimension to this relationship – than I am in the sense of the emotions they felt for each other, which ultimately is the most fascinating thing about all human relationships.”

Director David Yates adds: “This is a story about two men who loved each other, and ultimately have to fight each other. It’s a story for the 21st century.”

Oh yes, their sexual relationship is so fascinating that she didn’t put it in the books or movies. The thought of losing that conservative $$$$ fascination of it all temporarily froze her fingers, making it impossible for her to write about. But if J.K is going to try to earn woke points, can she at least rid our brains of the image of current day Johnny Depp rubbing his crotch wand on Jude Law’s beard by saying that before Grindewald rode Dumbledore, he used his wizard powers to shape-shift into Idris Elba or Chris Hemsworth. That’s the least she can do! And yes, Grindewald is totally the bottom. Look at that hair.

Pic: Warner Bros.

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