Category: Jerry Seinfeld
Kesha Was Really Bummed Out That Jerry Seinfeld Didn’t Want To Hug Back
A month ago, an extremely awkward and random celebrity interaction happened after Kesha tried really hard to give Jerry Seinfeld a hug on the red carpet of the National Night Of Laughter And Song event in DC. Jerry reacted to Kesha like she was the script for Bee Movie 2; he was not having it. Jerry claimed afterwards that he didn’t know who Kesha was and that he doesn’t hug strangers. We’ve now got Kesha’s side of the story.
Jerry Seinfeld Said Words About The Scandal Of The Century
It’s kind of weird that today’s Comey Hearing wasn’t pushed to a later date so that the Hugs Hearings could go down, because I would think that all branches of government would want to get to the bottom of why Jerry Seinfeld didn’t want to hug Kesha. But my fellow non-hugger Jerry did talk to AJ Calloway from Extra and explained why he didn’t want to touch chests with that strange blond fan.
Open Post: Hosted By Jerry Seinfeld Rejecting Kesha’s Invitation For A Hug
At last night’s National Night Of Laughter And Song event in DC, Jerry Seinfeld was talking to Tommy McFly of 94.7 Fresh FM on the carpet when one of his fans, Kesha, spotted him and wanted a hug. Like me to Jessica Seinfeld’s gross beet and spinach brownies, Jerry wanted nothing to do with Kesha’s arms and turned her ass down.
“Thanks. It’s A Ver-sayce.”
The Obamas hosted their last state dinner in the White House last night and their guest of honor was Italy’s Prime Minister Matteo Renzi and his wife Agnese Landini, so they went full Italian and delivered the best of Italy! Guests were served authentic Italian dishes from the Olive Garden, entertainment was provided by world-renowned Hungarian-Italian superstar Ciccolina and both President Obama and Michelle Obama wore ensembles from celebrated Italian designer Z. Cavaricci. I made all that up. Like the White House party planners have taste!
Kevin Hart Is The Highest-Paid Comedian Of The Year
Forbes has published yet another list of rich people and the money they made this year. This time they’re talking about the world’s highest-paid comedians. We already know that The Rock is 2016’s highest-paid actor, that Jennifer Lawrence is 2016’s highest-paid actress, and that Gisele Bundchen is 2016’s highest-paid model. Out of those three, The Rock made the most with $64.5 million. I thought that was a huge amount of money. As it turns out, The Rock can take his measly $64.5 million and have a seat, because Kevin Hart has him beat by a long shot.
The “Way Too PC” Kids Are Keeping Jerry Seinfeld From Playing Colleges
It’s a good thing that Jerry Seinfeld doesn’t need to play colleges for extra cash since he can just squat, spread his cheeks and shit some out into his solid gold toilet. Jerry Seinfeld says that, like Chris Rock, he doesn’t really take his act to colleges, he doesn’t want to deal with the politically correct college students who will call for a boycott on his ass and start petitions over the ~edgy~ and ~ohSOoffensive~ jokes (you know, the kind of jokes he’s known for) that fly out of his mouth during his set. Jerry wants all the PC kids to get off his lawn.