Open Post: Hosted By Jerry Seinfeld Rejecting Kesha’s Invitation For A Hug

June 6, 2017 / Posted by:

At last night’s National Night Of Laughter And Song event in DC, Jerry Seinfeld was talking to Tommy McFly of 94.7 Fresh FM on the carpet when one of his fans, Kesha, spotted him and wanted a hug. Like me to Jessica Seinfeld’s gross beet and spinach brownies, Jerry wanted nothing to do with Kesha’s arms and turned her ass down.

Kesha really wanted that hug and when she went in, he backed up like her name was Lady Caca. Kesha obviously knew who Seinfeld was but he didn’t know her. Their back and forth, co-written by awkward and cringe, went down like this:

Kesha: I love you so much!

Seinfeld: Oh, thanks.

Kesha: Can I give you a hug?

Seinfeld: No thanks.

Kesha: Please?

Seinfeld: No thanks.

Kesha: A little one?

Seinfeld: Yeah, no thanks.

When Tommy told Seinfeld that the pushy member of Team Huggers was Kesha, he said, “Okay, well I wish her the best,” and then laughed.

If Kesha is a true Seinfeld fan, then she should be happy that he embarrassed her in front of everyone and gave her a moment straight out of his show.

Jerry Seinfeld may be an arrogant ass, but I’m with him on this one. Hugging a stranger is like torture to me. When a stranger hugs me, I become a wet cat getting a bath. I freeze up, my eyes bulge and wonder whether I should scratch their eyes out or make a run for it, or both. Sure, I’ll 69 a stranger in the backseat of a car after meeting them at a bar, but hug them while fully clothed? Bitch, I don’t know you like that!

Pic: @TommyMcFLY

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