Category: Jerks
Two New York Restaurant Owners Defended James Corden And Balthazar’s Owner Feels Conflicted About Calling Him Out
New York restaurateur Keith McNally barely got to enjoy a single day being the internet’s hero before he squandered all the goodwill he earned by calling James Corden a “tiny cretin of a man” and banning him from his popular New York City restaurant Balthazar for being a raging asshole to his staff. Less than 24 hours after his post on Instagram, in which he detailed a number of abuses James had inflicted on his servers, Keith reversed his ban after James called him personally to apologize. Keith now says he “feels sorry for him,” presumably because he feels guilty for the torrent of pent up schadenfreude that rained down on that man like a monsoon of cats and cockaroaches.
Elon Musk Expressed Skepticism About COVID-19 Tests After Getting Conflicting Results
The second edgiest Billionaire who ever did edge, Elon Musk (Howard Hughes retains the #1 spot), might have come down with COVID-19, the hippest diagnosis of the year. But Elon’s not just gonna Tweet about it like some common celebrity and let this golden opportunity slip away without making a quasi-political, pseudo-scientific point about it! According to The Verve, after getting tested four times with conflicting results, Elon’s tin foil hat got to tingling and he Tweeted “something extremely bogus is going on.” Why Elon chose to get tested at a Circle K in San Dimas, we’ll never know.
Fiona Apple Says That Being Trapped In A Room With Quentin Tarantino And Paul Thomas Anderson Made Her Give Up Coke For Good
Picture Quentin Tarantino. Good. Now picture Quentin Tarantino on coke. Yikes, right? In a recent New Yorker interview, Fiona Apple said that being trapped in a screening room with Quentin and Paul Thomas Anderson, her boyfriend at the time, while on coke, was enough to scare her off the booger sugar forever. Fiona also said her relationship with Paul, whom she met in 1997 and dated for 3 years, was “painful and chaotic,” and that he was prone to violent outbursts. He never hit her, but he had “a temper,” and did shit like throw chairs and whisper rude things into her ear at parties. Paul’s with Maya Rudolph now, they have four kids together, and I hope I never hear about him whispering a cruel word into my queen’s ears!