Category: Big Babies
James Corden Made Things Worse By Walking Back His Apology To Balthazar
I can’t believe that James Cordon went to the trouble of purchasing himself a sturdy pair of Big Boy Pants to wear when he called Balthazar owner Keith McNally to apologize for his alleged abusive behavior towards his restaurant’s staff, just to return them a day later after he’d soiled them. Yesterday, James was back in his usual diapers to talk to The New York Times, ostensibly to discuss his new Amazon Prime show, but effectively to prove that he’s such a stickler for having his eggs cooked just so, that he’s willing to send his entire career back to the kitchen to be re-fired, only for it to return with a side of Beef 7 Ways instead of the salad his wife had asked for.
Elon Musk Calls Elizabeth Warren An “Angry Mom” And “Governor Karen” In A Twitter Fight Over Taxes
Yesterday, Time announced Elon Musk as its Person of the Year, and I would think that after realizing Time referred to him as just a “Person,” Elon would shit on them for not referring to him as a Higher Intergalactic Being Who’s On An Intellectual Level That Humanity Hasn’t Even Dreamed Of Reaching Yet. That probably didn’t fit on the cover. But Elon Musk did put his throbbing tweetin’ fingers of rage to good use by role-playing as a snotty billionaire brat who throws a little tantrum after his mom tells him to eat his vegetables pay his taxes. After Senator Elizabeth Warren said on Twitter that Time’s current Person of the Year is freeloading off everyone else, Elon pushed the sexual harassment lawsuits against Tesla from six women to the side, and called Senator Warren “Governor Karen.”
Dave Chappelle Says He’ll Meet With Critics Of His Netflix Special “The Closer” If They Can Meet His Demands
Please, hold some space in your heart today, for a rich man is crying. Though he is in possession of an embarrassment of riches and fame beyond compare, Dave Chappelle is the victim of a cancellation most cruel. Gone are the heady days of universal adoration and praise his jokes once inspired throughout the land. In a video taken at a sold-out show in Nashville, Tennessee, this elder statesman of stage and screen has offered a message to “that community” (“the LBGTQ [sic] community”) that is trying to “cancel” him for transphobic remarks he made in his Netflix comedy special, The Closer, which prompted a protest by some Netflix employees. Dave says he’s willing to talk to them, but only if they meet his demands. And this hostage taker is all “Don’t move or Free Speech here takes one to the head!”