Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Over But She’s Waiting To Divorce His Ass 

January 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Yesterday, we learned that the genuine and organic love between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West was “essentially over.” And after that rumor came out, the silicone floodgates opened and there’s been story after story about how they’re done and a divorce is coming faster than Pimp Mama Kris over all the attention this latest story arc is getting. There’s a lot and Jeffree Star even makes an appearance, so bring an extra jug of holy water because this one is every kind of dark-sided.

We’ve known that KimYe’s 6-year-old marriage has been deader than Kendall Jenner‘s eyes for a while now. Now sources tell Page Six that the two have been living separate lives for months and the divorce is on the way since Kim has hired Laura Wasser:

“The source added that while Kim has done much in the past to protect and help Kanye deal with his mental health struggles, “Now this divorce is happening because Kim has grown up a lot.”

“She is serious about taking the bar exam and becoming a lawyer, she is serious about her prison reform campaign. Meanwhile, Kanye is talking about running for president and saying other crazy shit, and she’s just had enough of it.”

Meanwhile, a separate source says Kanye, who became increasingly uncomfortable and irritated by the Kardashians’ over-the-top reality star lives, “Is completely over the entire family… He wants nothing to do with them,” adding he eventually found their reality show “unbearable.”

Kim is also apparently sick of Kanye’s politics and he’s sick of the Koven’s over-the-top gross lavishness. As for splitting up all their money, a source says that the only real fight is over their vapid mausoleum of a mansion. Kim owns the land but Kanye owns the house and they spent $40 million on it and also $20 million in renovations.

“Kim is trying to get Kanye to turn over the Calabasas house to her, because that’s where the kids are based and growing up. That is their home.” “She owns all the land and adjoining lots around the house but Kanye owns the actual house. They’ve both put a lot of money into renovating it.”

Page Six’s source said this isn’t the first time they’ve discussed divorce but “this time it is way, way more serious.”

The former fame whore headquarters of the Koven, E! News, confirms that things are done and they’ve only seen each other for the sake of their four kids. Kim hasn’t filed for divorce yet because she wants to make sure “she’s making the right decision for the kids.” Oh yes, I’m sure Kim is holding off for the children, and not because she’s making plans to have her divorce filing coincide with the launch of her Just Kicked Kanye To The Kurb Kontour Pen and her special Shit That Trash Man Out blend for Flat Tummy Tea.

Other sources tell People that they’re in counseling and Kanye is sad because he knows Kim is done with him and will divorce him soon. TMZ pretty much echoes what People says:

We’re told no final decision has been made, and it’s telling they’ve been in counseling for a while. We’re told their issues have been neither contentious nor ugly, but they do have lots of differences … from lifestyle to politics. They are, however, fully aligned on parenting.

One thing our sources wanted to make clear … there is no third party. As for the likelihood of divorce … we’re told don’t bet against it.

As for that third party thing, there’s a rumor from HELL that since Kanye is in Wyoming and Jeffree Star bought a house there, the two are creating the most unholiest union of unholy unions by fucking. I mean? 2020 is following us!

Since Kanye’s brand is Christianity™ now and he’s friendly with noted gay haters, I’m not sure about that rumor. Besides, if YeezStar (which sounds like a yeast infection of the anus, fitting) became a thing, the pits of hell would open up and devour us all. There’s also a rumor that Kim is dating CNN’s Van Jones, but Instagram gossip account DeuxMoi got a tip that she is dating someone but it’s not Van Jones.

If Kim doesn’t have a new man, her next man will definitely help her push her new Serious Lawyer™ persona. Raphael Warnock just won the Georgia Senate runoff and he’s newly divorced. Oh no, Georgia, close and lock your doors NOW!

Pic: Wenn.com

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