Category: Hot Slut of the Day

Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 10, 2019 / Posted by:

If you’re screaming, “Michael, I’m done with you for making Justin Bieber a Hot Slut!“, then you’re probably the same trick who mistook a stunningly magnificent trespassing bear for fucking John Travolta! Lens Crafters is calling you, and in the meantime, today’s HSOTD isn’t that tiny little baby bird who is doing an A++ impersonation of the hole pic I send prospective Grindr hook-ups. Today’s HSOTD is the drunk hero who saved that baby bird’s young life!

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Vinny, the scammer seagull who almost tricked everyone (no, he didn’t) into thinking he was a majestic rare jewel of a bird from a far away exotic land!

2019 is technically the year of the pig, but I say technically, because it’s obviously the year of the seagull! One seagull is currently a Hot Slut of the Month finalist thanks to their impeccable and shameless thieving skills. And now that seagull’s British cousin is showing that he’s also a masterful criminal!

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July 8, 2019 / Posted by:

If you’re looking at that picture and thinking, “Ugh, why won’t that scum paparazzi just let John Travolta live his life, get in his car, and drive to his massage therapist appointment?!“, you need to slap your brain and get your eyes fixed. John Travolta wishes he had luxuriously natural fur like that! You can’t get that luxurious hair on a lace front, bitch! This is an actual bear who has shown birdmanity, catmanity, and raccoonmanity that bearmanity is also a contender to take over humans and rule the world by opening a minivan door. Hell, that’s more than I accomplished all weekend. This bear IS smarter than your average gossip blogger named Michael K. Although, who isn’t?!

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July 7, 2019 / Posted by:

The barking guard parrot of South Africa!

Some of us humans are not-so-patiently waiting for another species to finally take over the world and become our new overlords (since we have fucked shit up), and I always thought it was a race between cats and raccoons. But I’ve been sleeping on birds! Birds have already tamed Alexa, proved that pussies ain’t the only ones with 9 lives, and mastered the art of tricking a human. And now they’re moving toward taking away the role of “man’s best friend” from dogs by learning how to bark!

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July 6, 2019 / Posted by:

Sara Donchey, the Los Angeles news anchor who almost had the right reaction to a big ole’ earthquake!

The mound of marijuana mojito slush I call a brain doesn’t remember much, but I do remember being told as a child growing up in Southern California that “the big one” was going to happen any day now. Even after the 6.7 Northridge quake happened in 1994, we were told to brace ourselves for a quake that would knock us off of this planet for once and for all. Since I was a kid, I’ve been throwing a side-eye at that “big one” talk until now, because Mother Nature decided to make b-holes in Southern California clench themselves raw this Fourth of July.

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July 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Darla Miles, the ninja reporter who was not about to let anyone step into her office without an invitation!

Navigating through the streets of NYC can be like playing a video game. You have to dodge, duck, jump, and sometimes bop a bitch to get to where you need to go. Darla Miles has been reporting from the streets of New York City for a minute, so she’s a master sensei when it comes to handling the human traffic of NYC. Darla unlocked the Bad Bitch Badge with the move she pulled on air the other day.

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