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September 11, 2020 / Posted by:

TV Teddy!

Teddy Ruxpin was sold by a toy company called Worlds of Wonder (and it was later sold to Hasbro) in 1985, and even though he was an obvious fuzzy creature from Hell who diabolically watched families as they slept and recorded their private conversations to leak to his maker Lucifer, he was a huge hit. So because many families decided to actually pay money to bring a possessed teddy bear into their home, other Teddy Ruxpin-like toys were birthed out like TV Teddy!

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September 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Percy, the Jenga-playing dog!

Sarah Shapiro-Ward of Toronto didn’t want to play Jenga alone, so after I’m guessing she took a hit of Mother Nature’s good idea flower (read: the good shit), she looked at her 3-year-old cockapoo Percy and said, “I’ll play with you!” Now, if I told my dog that I was going to teach him how to play Jenga with me, he’d first teach himself how to say “Go fuck yourself” in human English. But Percy is a youngin’ so he was up for it and can now play Jenga with the best of ’em.

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September 9, 2020 / Posted by:

She-Ra’s Crystal Castle Playset!

Thirty-five years ago today, the epitome of glamour, power, and luxurious fantasy rattled awake the gay gene of many when She-Ra made its television debut. The first-ever She-Ra episode aired on September 9, 1985, and so to celebrate this international holiday (that I’m sure your job gave you the day off for since this is a more important holiday than the birth of Jesus), let’s pay tribute to the pinnacle of fantastical opulence that was She-Ra’s Crystal Castle playset.

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September 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Reese’s Breakfast Snack Cake!

If for some strange reason, you love having Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups for breakfast but feel guilty about it, you shouldn’t, because in 2020, anything fucking goes. But Reese’s has still answered your trash-eating prayers by putting out a snack cake, which they’re calling a “mid-morning snack.” Oh, Reese’s, I’m not sure if a “snack cake” will go with my usual mid-morning snack of tears, my 11th cup of coffee, and Advil.

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September 7, 2020 / Posted by:

Pregnant Midge!

On this Labor Day, let’s finally, finally, finally pay tribute to this labor legend who not only labored hard to push out a plastic baby (read: she just took off her pregnant bump and pulled the plastic baby out of it), but also worked the OUTRAGE button of many a mad trick who felt like Pregnant Midge was promoting teen pregnancy. Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, Bristol Palin, and all of the other Teen Moms need to bow down to Pregnant Midge because she was causing a commotion long before they were.

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September 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Little Miss No-Name!

Today, Little Miss No-Name might be Donald Trump’s nickname for Tiffany Trump, but back in the 1960s, it was the name of a sad, homely, busted-down orphan doll whose flat hair screamed for a volumizer and whose tragic wisps of eyebrows screamed for a cholita friend with a Sharpie. Basically, Little Miss No-Name needed a visit from the Queer Eyes, but that was her whole selling point. Little Miss No-Name was for those kids who’d chop their Barbie’s hair off and dress her in a burlap rag.

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