Category: Healthy Eating
Rebel Wilson’s Team Thought Losing Weight Might Mess With Her Career
Last January, Rebel Wilson declared 2020 “The Year of Health.” Unfortunately for us, 2020 thought she said “The Year from Hell.” Goddammit, Rebel, next time please enunciate. But a pesky lil’ pandemic didn’t stop the 41-year-old from pursuing her fitness and healthy eating goals. She went full Adele, and lost almost 80 pounds. In a recent BBC interview Rebel talks about how her Hollywood team wasn’t supportive of her health journey, since she was making them money being the “funny fat girl.” So if you hear of any agents or managers being forced to sell their second home in Aspen or brand new Maserati… it’s because Rebel Wilson lost weight. Tragedy.
Ross Mathews Has Lost 50 Pounds
Ross Mathews, the exuberant TV host and Rupaul’s Drag Race judge, has dropped 50 pounds during quarantine. Whoa! That’s a 50-gallon drum of KY Jelly! Like many of us, Ross has struggled with his weight for many years. Way back in 2007 he went on Celebrity Fit Club and lost 41 pounds (214 to 173). But this time his weight loss was triggered by something more serious – his mother’s death. Her passing inspired Ross to reclaim his health.
Open Post: Hosted By The Triumphant (Temporary) Return Of The McRib
Get your pork-flavored soy (and whatever else they put in there) boners ready and lather yourself up in BBQ sauce-flavored corn syrup, because tomorrow October 9th is McRib day, the day when stomachs everywhere will spit out a “can’t read from the source file” error after trying to figure out what the hell a McRib is.
Open Post: Hosted By The End Of A Plastic Red Cup Era
Pizza Hut has been around forever, in fact, during the second Thanksgiving, the pilgrims and Indians actually just clinked plastic red cups at a dine-in Pizza Hut. But that will be no more, because you will no longer be able to experience the Italian fine dining luxury that only Pizza Hut can bring. They are closing their dine-in stores. Luckily, Pizza Hut will continue to have delivery and carry out services, but if you want to eat there, you have to settle for eating it in your car in the parking lot.
Open Post: Hosted By Baby Shark Cereal
In case your mornings weren’t going good enough, Kellogg’s has decided to bless you by taking a beautiful and meaningful song (Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo!) and turning it into a healthy and nutritious breakfast (sugar flakes with marshmallows!). So now your kids can be hopped up on marshmallows first thing in the morning while yell/singing Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo! Everybody wins! And by “everybody,” I mean Satan.
Open Post: Hosted By The 2 Pounds Of Cheese That Domino’s Japan Put On A Pizza
A while back, Japan did us dirty with putting vegetables (tomato and cherry to be exact) in our beloved Häagen Dazs ice cream and we were not having it. Way too far, Japan! I don’t even like it when there are raisins in my ice cream, because I think it’s chocolate and then my whole day is ruined. Well, we have decided to retaliate through Domino’s and went full Wisconsin on their asses and added enough cheese to a pizza that you’re legally supposed to eat within 4 feet of a bathroom.