Oprah Threw Out Half A Cake To “Reset” Her Healthy Eating
Gayle King turned 67 over the holidays. To celebrate the occasion, bestie Oprah and her live-in fleet of culinary experts prepared a special Bananas Foster cake for the birthday girl. But two full weeks later, the leftover cake continued to exist in Oprah’s fridge. Watching her. Taunting her. Plotting her demise? “Eat me, Oprah. Put me insiiide youuu.” Yesterday Oprah said “ENOUGH!” and pulled a Miranda Hobbes: she chucked that wretched cake in the garbage.
Oprah, also 67, posted the video of her cake disposal to Instagram. She told her followers that, over the holidays, her and her twelve houseguests “ate every day like food had just been invented.” So it was time to clean out her fridge and “reset” her healthy eating. In the same breath, Oprah plugged her partnership with Weight Watchers. She said that the weight loss program helps her stay on track and get back in control, and encouraged followers to “let today be our day one.” Then she notices a big-ass water bottle and lazily adds: “And oh yeah, don’t forget to hydrate.”
Here’s Oprah’s video. Please note that her fridge looks like a big cupboard (a sign of true wealth):
And here’s the cake before Oprah and her disciples devoured it:
Poor Stedman. You just know the poor bastard was looking forward to yet another slice of cake for breakfast. That being said… Oprah’s mansion is spotless. And her trash can, which also looks like a fancy cupboard, probably isn’t that dirty. Maybe… could he… why doesn’t he just– NO, STEDMAN! NO! Stay away from garbage cake!