Category: Healthy Eating
Open Post: Hosted By The 2 Pounds Of Cheese That Domino’s Japan Put On A Pizza
A while back, Japan did us dirty with putting vegetables (tomato and cherry to be exact) in our beloved Häagen Dazs ice cream and we were not having it. Way too far, Japan! I don’t even like it when there are raisins in my ice cream, because I think it’s chocolate and then my whole day is ruined. Well, we have decided to retaliate through Domino’s and went full Wisconsin on their asses and added enough cheese to a pizza that you’re legally supposed to eat within 4 feet of a bathroom.
Kraft Is Calling Salad Dressing “Salad Frosting” To Get Kids To Eat It
Kraft has come up with an idea to get kids to eat more of their ranch dressing: LYING! Just lie to their sweet, innocent, dumb little faces but only because it’s about something really important like their ranch dressing. Kraft has put their ranch dressing in a container that looks like a frosting container and called it “Salad Frosting” in hopes to get kids to eat more salad covered in ranch. My first thought was, “How much healthier is ranch dressing compared to actual frosting?” The answer is not much. Ranch dressing is basically the chocolate sauce of salad dressing.
Open Post: Hosted By Cotton Candy Cap’n Crunch
It’s no Punch Crunch, but sure!
Cotton Candy Cap’n Crunch is reportedly coming soon because this is American were we show our kids (and their teachers who have to see them directly after breakfast) love by feeding them COTTON CANDY FOR BREAKFAST.