Category: Gross Shit
The Trailer Is Out For The Docuseries That Exposes Victoria’s Secret
Back in the day, Victoria’s Secret and its annual fashion show was a pretty big deal. A who’s who of “I fucked Leonardo DiCaprio!” lingerie models strutting down the runway in elaborate wings. For whatever reason, the people were obsessed. I guess because… titties? But this was before #MeToo and a little something called “inclusivity.” In 2018, Victoria’s Secret chief marketing officer, Ed Razek, said he wouldn’t cast trans or plus-sized models, and, the following year, the fashion show was cancelled. It has yet to return. In 2020 a bunch of VS models signed an open letter urging the company to “take concrete action to change its culture of misogyny and abuse.” The letter referenced a New York Times exposé that accused Ed Razek of sexual harassment.
But Ed being gross wasn’t Victoria’s biggest secret. The dirtiest laundry is that the company’s former CEO, Lex Wexner, had close ties to Jeffrey Epstein, who allegedly recruited young girls through VS. Now there’s a Hulu docuseries about these allegations and the company’s downfall, and the trailer just dropped. It’s called Victoria’s Secret: Angels and Demons, and if you thought the Abercrombie & Fitch documentary was seedy, hold onto your perky little supermodel butts.
Kim Kardashian Says She’d Eat Shit If It Would Make Her Look Younger
Kimberly Kardashian, please – it isn’t enough that your existence has spawned decades of pee jokes, but now you’ve got to throw literal shit-eating into it too? Nasty. But here we are, in the year 2022, with 41-year-old Kim Kardashian admitting that she would gobble down a blue plate special of the hot brown if it meant her face wouldn’t show the natural effects of age. Somewhere, a copy of Photoshop nervously looked at a vat of Botox, and suggested they both seriously begin thinking about filling out job applications, just in case a fecalologist announces an anti-aging poo breakthrough.
Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Fell Into An Outhouse While Trying To Get Her Dropped Phone And Had To Be Rescued
The Kitsap Sun says that on Tuesday, a woman visiting Mt. Walker in Washington’s Olympic National Forest decided to play with stanky fire several times. The first time was when she decided to use an outhouse. The second time was when she decided to look at her phone while using that outhouse toilet. And she got burned because she dropped her phone and it fell deep into that disgusting shit vault of doom. Some of us who remember Baby Jessica and also don’t to be patient zero of some gross new disease would simply sing a haunting acoustic version of the Spice Girls’ Goodbye to our phone and leave. But the woman decided to play with fire AGAIN by trying to rescue her phone and she ended up falling into that toilet and had to be saved by the fire department (seen above posing in front of that woman’s caca-filled embarrassment chamber).
David Cronenberg Is Auctioning Off An NFT Of His Kidney Stones
Last September, Canadian director David Cronenberg got into the NFT game when he auctioned off his one-minute-long short, The Death of David Cronenberg. The film sold for 25 ether, which is approximately $90,000. David is known for fucked-up movies like The Fly, Videodrome, Scanners, and Crash (the 1996 flick about people who get turned on by car crashes, not the Best Picture winner about racism). He is considered a pioneer in the “body horror” film genre. So, for his latest NFT, David is serving us some very personal body horror: a photograph of his kidney stones.
Jillian Michaels Denies That She Used To Spit On People At Restaurants
Jillian Michaels may have a rep as a proud, unapologetic, fat-shaming asshole, but she’s spitting back (heh) at Page Six’s story that she used to spit on people at restaurants. The drama started when Jillian’s ex from the nineties, fitness trainer Jackie Warner, went on the Hot Takes & Deep Dives with Jess Rothschild podcast to reminisce about Jillian’s anger issues. Jackie claims Jillian used to get thrown out of nice restaurants for screaming, cursing, and spitting on people. Spitting? That’s about as gross and disrespectful as you can get. See: Bob Ewell vs. Atticus Finch.
Josh Duggar’s Legal Team Wants Evidence Thrown Out Of His Child Porn Case
“If the hand doesn’t fit, you must acquit!” Or… something like that? 33-year-old Josh Duggar was arrested back in April for allegedly having over 200 files of child porn on his computers. A federal agent called the images the “top five of the worst of the worst that I’ve ever had to examine.” Josh molested his sisters, so the claims that he’s a child porn-watching piece of pedophile trash are the opposite of far-fetched. But Josh is fighting the charges and wants a picture of a scar on his hands thrown out of the case.