Kim Kardashian Says She’d Eat Shit If It Would Make Her Look Younger

Kimberly Kardashian, please – it isn’t enough that your existence has spawned decades of pee jokes, but now you’ve got to throw literal shit-eating into it too? Nasty. But here we are, in the year 2022, with 41-year-old Kim Kardashian admitting that she would gobble down a blue plate special of the hot brown if it meant her face wouldn’t show the natural effects of age. Somewhere, a copy of Photoshop nervously looked at a vat of Botox, and suggested they both seriously begin thinking about filling out job applications, just in case a fecalologist announces an anti-aging poo breakthrough.

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