Category: #FreeBritney
Jamie Spears Has Finally Agreed To Step Down As Britney’s Conservator (UPDATE: Or Has He?)
UPDATE: Well that celebration lasted for about one second because Jamie Spears’ attorney tells NBC News that he’s not resigning at this time but “is willing to step down when the time is right, but the transition needs to be orderly and include a resolution of matters pending before the Court.” Insert one million OprahSoWhatIsTheTruth.GIFs here.
UPDATE II: The Hollywood Reporter adds that Jamie Spears has agreed to step down in the future but there’s no timeline for when that will happen. It will be discussed at a hearing on September 29.
Here’s the original post:
Any one of my exes will tell you that I deserve the award for Trick Who Can’t Take The Biggest Of Hints for not knowing that I’ve been dumped. But that award belongs to Jamie Spears because for a while now, Britney Spears has blatantly let him know that she wants him around as much as she wants a Frapp with no whip. But Daddy Spears finally got a clue and has resigned as Britney’s co-conservator. To which Britney will probably reply with, “You better work, bitch, no seriously, bitch, you better work because you ain’t getting any more easy money from me!”
Jamie Lynn Spears Posted Audio Of Her Daughter Consoling Her As She Cries And Britney Spears Announced She’ll Be Posting Less
The conservatorship under which Britney Spears lives might technically have the biggest effect on Britney’ life, but have we stopped to consider what effect it might have on her sister Jamie Lynn Spears? Because based on a “bizarre post to social media,” which has since been deleted, Jamie has come down with a bad case of the boohoos and had to be consoled by her 3-year-old daughter Ivey. According to Page Six, an Instagram story posted on Saturday featured an audio clip of Jamie Lynn crying while Ivey’s voice can be heard telling her “it’ll be OK, Mom.” So sure, #FreeBritney and all that, but also and more importantly #FeelSorrierForJamieLynn!
Britney Spears’ Attorney Wants Her Dad Removed As Conservator Immediately So An Investigation Into His Finances Can Commence
Jamie Spears is probably shaking in his boots while his daughter Britney Spears is on Instagram kicking up her heels and a source tells Entertainment Tonight that she feels “more liberated — mentally, emotionally and physically” than she has in years. This week, Britney answered some fan questions that ranged from plans for her garden to what type of potato chip she prefers. And NBC News reports that yesterday, Britney’s attorney Mathew Rosengart filed a petition asking for Jamie’s immediate removal as her conservator claiming Britney “continues to suffer ongoing harm each day that Mr. Spears remains in place as the Conservator of the Estate — emotionally, psychologically, and financially.” Another reason for expediency is because a formal investigation into Jamie’s finances “can only commence fully once Mr. Spears is removed.” Yes, Britney would like to kick her daddy to the curb as quickly and easily as she would a Baked Lays!
Britney Spears’ New Attorney Filed To Have Jamie Spears Removed As Conservator
The #FreeBritney crowd’s thirst for Jamie Spears‘ blood has only increased as more information came out about Britney Spears‘ harrowing 13-year conservatorship. TMZ says that Britney’s new lawyer, Matt Rosengart, is on the case. He’s filed legal documents to finally remove Daddy Spears from Britney’s conservatorship and accused Daddy Spears of stripping Britney of “dignity, autonomy and fundamental liberties.” And also her money! But I guess you can’t put “stole her bag,” in a legal document, right? Well, Cardi B would…
Okay, So Now Britney Spears Has Totally Called Out Her Sister Jamie Lynn
It seems like it was just yesterday when I was writing about how Britney Spears dragged her sister Jamie Lynn Spears without actually saying the name Jamie Lynn Spears. And that’s because it was! But what a difference a day and a seriously out-of-fucks-to-give Britney makes. Because as Jamie Lynn nervously backed into a darkened corner while thinking, “Um, um, I don’t think she’s talking about me,” Britney let us know that on top of performing in Las Vegas and the Framing Britney Spears doc, Jamie Lynn is on her shit list.
Britney Spears Calls Out The Ones Close To Her Who Are Suddenly Supporting Her After Not Saying Shit In The Past
Earlier this week when Britney Spears got a win in her conservatorship case and the judge gave the OK for her to hire her lawyer of choice, Mathew Rosengart, she celebrated by busting out some victorious cartwheels and declaring to #FreeBritney. And standing on the sidelines was her little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, who cheered her on while raising a Starbucks Venti champagne flute filled with sparkling Frapp. But well, it looks like Brit Brit has knocked the Starbucks Venti champagne flute filled with sparkling Frapp out of Jamie Lynn’s hand. Because Britney has slapped down the shameless tricks in her life who are suddenly and publicly all, “Go, Britney, go!”, when they were like, “Britney, who?” during the times she needed them most. If that whole “ears burning when someone is talking about you” shit is true, then Jamie Lynn probably had to take her ass to the ER yesterday after being hit with a sudden case of exploding ears.