Category: Gangsta Toddlers

Snitching Got Tekashi 69 Sentenced To 2 Years In Prison Instead Of The 47 He Was Facing

December 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Snitches may get stitches, but they also get riches in the form of lenient prison sentences. Such is the case for rappin’ canary Tekashi 69. Although, according to TMZ, he did get more time than the 13 months time served his defense team was asking for. Tekashi was sentenced today to 24-months, half of which he’s already served, on charges which includemultiple counts of racketeering, conspiracy, firearms offenses and narcotics trafficking.” That means Christmas in the clink for Santa’s least favorite elf (yes, including Diddler and Bunion).

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Tekashi 69 Is Refusing Witness Protection Despite Snitching On Everyone

September 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Tekashi 69 is a giant DISASTER.

Last November, Tekashi was hit with several federal charges (including racketeering conspiracy, firearms offenses, narcotics trafficking, etc…), which could have landed him in prison for a long time. The charges were from his alleged involvement with the gang Nine Trey Bloods. But instead, Tekashi took a plea deal and snitched on everyone. There was talk of him entering witness protection since he had just blasted a variety of people, including Cardi B. Well, it turns out, Tekashi is too good for witness protection, and will go it alone. This should end well for him.

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Cardi B Affirmed Her Gang Affiliation After Being Identified As A Blood By Tekashi 69

September 20, 2019 / Posted by:

There’s an old saying, “snitches get stitches”, and if it holds true, Tekashi 69, AKA 6ix9ine, AKA RainBro-Brite’s plastic surgeon is going to have quite a job on his hands trying to match up the lines when he’s trying to stitch all those hideous tattoos of his back up. The Painted Goblin of Clown Town has been in court testifying against the men who allegedly kidnapped and robbed him last year, and he’s singing like a rainbow lorikeet. According to TMZ, he’s even got Cardi B caught it in this mess, claiming she’s a member of the notorious street gang (and really, is there any other kind? You never hear about lawn gangs) the Bloods. An accusation she both denied, and confirmed.

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Lil Xan Pulled A Gun On A Dude Who Asked Him Why He Talked Shit About Tupac

June 8, 2019 / Posted by:

No matter where you stand on the gun control debate, I’m 100% sure that every single one of us can agree that a bath salts-baked zygote who can’t even handle Flamin’ Hot Cheetos shouldn’t be allowed to own or carry anything more powerful than an unloaded half-broken Nerf Blaster. But Lil Xan has a handgun, and he pulled it on a dude last night after the dude got on him for some comments about Tupac that dribbled out of his mumble hole last year. If Tupac was really alive, we’d hear him loudly laughing over the tragic foolishness of this mess.

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