Jamie Foxx Is Still Denying His Relationship With Katie Holmes

May 25, 2017 / Posted by:

I’ve never understood why people in Hollywood get so secretive about who they’re fucking. At some point, just by six degrees of separation, they’ve all fucked each other at least once. Case in point, everyone pretty much knows that Jamie Foxx has become Katie Holmes’ dick of choice for a while now, but they still like to keep shit on the hush hush tip, because we’re all idiots, apparently.

Earlier this month, both Katie and Jamie were in Paris at the same time as Katie’s ex (and Scientology’s top titty shaker) Tom Cruise, but thankfully they didn’t all run into each other, because that would have been awkward as fuck.

Still, Jamie and Katie’s little tryst in Paris did nothing to quiet the rumors surrounding their alleged undercover swirly sexy times. The Daily Mail reports that when asked by a photographer about the nature of he and Katie’s relationship recently at LAX, Jamie kept it cute and flirty.

Apparently surprised by the question, Jamie took a moment to compose himself before awkwardly saying, ‘Fake news, fake news.’

‘Is it fake news?’ a fan continued, to which Jamie only offered a half-hearted, ‘C’mon…’

Wearing dark sunglasses, Jamie did his best to hide his emotions, but there was no concealing the look of love that crept onto his face. And after being told he and Katie ‘are really cute together’, Jamie only offered up a cheeky response. ‘I’m… Thanks for saying I’m cute,’ he replied, before the doors on the elevator he was traveling in closed on the photographer.

Awww! How precious! I don’t know why I just pictured Katie lying across her bed writing Mrs. Katie Foxx (which is a hot ass drag name!) in a notebook in red ink with little pink hearts and butterflies. Or, maybe that’s what I would be writing in my notebook (still drunk from last night, blame it on the alcohol, y’all).

I kinda wish they’d stop with this CW pre-teen romance drama nonsense and just join hands at a press conference to scream “We like each other, OK?!”, because this shit’s getting old. But I still kinda like Jamie. He seems like a dude you could knock a few bottles of Jameson back with and not have to worry about paying because he’s super rich and charitable.Then again, that’s the kind of dude he was, until Oprah Winfrey intervened to help him with his out of control drinking back in 2004-2005.

According to the New York Daily News, Queen Mother O was not here for Jamie’s drunken shenanigans and stepped in to offer assistance, as Jamie told to Howard Stern on his SiriusXM show on Tuesday.

“I’m having such a good time, and I’m not knowing I’m fucking up. I’m drinking, I’m doing every fucking thing you could possibly imagine.” In the middle of his binge, he said, Oprah called him and told him he was “blowing it.”

“All of this gallivanting and all this kind of shit, that’s not what you want to do. I want to take you somewhere. Make you understand the significance of what you’re doing.”

Her solution was an intervention at Quincy Jones’ house. That intervention changed the course of Jamie’s career and since then, he has been more mindful of his choices.

Someone call Oprah and have her stage my damn intervention. Because I wanna go to Quincy Jones’ house too. I bet he’s got all the top shelf stuff in his liquor cabinet.



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