A while back, Japan did us dirty with putting vegetables (tomato and cherry to be exact) in our beloved Häagen Dazs ice cream and we were not having it. Way too far, Japan! I don’t even like it when there are raisins in my ice cream, because I think it’s chocolate and then my whole day is ruined. Well, we have decided to retaliate through Domino’s and went full Wisconsin on their asses and added enough cheese to a pizza that you’re legally supposed to eat within 4 feet of a bathroom.
According to Japan Today, Domino’s is adding 1 kg of cheese to its pizza:
Foreign travelers are often perplexed by some of the more unusual toppings available for pizza in Japan–such as corn and mayo–but every once in a while you’ll run into something completely off the wall like “Kawii pink deep dish” Domino’s Japan may be trying to set a new standout standard with their latest release, a pizza topped with 1kg of cheese.
It’s fittingly called the “New Yorker 1 kilo Ultimate Cheese”, and is a follow up by popular demand to last year’s release of a pizza with 4x the normal amount of cheese as topping. With 1kg of Mozzarella, even the most dedicated cheese lover may be in over their head.
What?! CORN AND MAYO?! Who the hell is making this? It feels like something Paula Deen’s meth(ed) out cousin would create. I imagine him being like, “No butter this time, Paula, let’s do mayo and add corn cause you can see the corn in your poop.”
Also if you want to buy this pizza masterpiece you better hurry as it is only available for a limited time and it will cost you about $30 in store and $38 delivered. A real steal for 2 pounds of cheese!
The cheese heavy pizza will be available for a limited time from Domino’s Japan until June 23, priced at 3,300 for takeaway and 4,000 yen for delivery. It clocks in at 3,832 calories if you’re wondering–although if you’re ordering this, you probably aren’t.
There’s no word on when Domino’s will be bringing this to America.
I’m happy for Japan, ever since they came up with Mountain Dew Cheetos I’ve been wondering what they could pair it with, and a 4,000 calorie pizza sounds about right. Bon Appétit, Japan, and welcome to eating like one of us!
Pic: Domino’s Japan