Move over “lonely, miserable” Jennifer Aniston tabloid storylines as a new (even sadder!) Jennifer Aniston storyline is happening. Jennifer Aniston was supposed to be a princess of Britain! A new book is claiming Prince Harry wanted Jennifer Aniston to be his forever princess, but she couldn’t get past the 16 year age difference. This is what happens when an AniSTAN (I’m assuming that’s what they call themselves) writes fanfiction while high on bath salts after scrolling through The Daily Mail’s royal section.
Popculture.com is reporting:
According to a new book and documentary on Aniston, Harry got a hold of Aniston’s phone number and texted her emojis, reports The Sunday Mirror. He allegedly became “obsessed” with her after seeing her famous 2009 GQ Cover, where she is wearing only a tie.
The couple never had a date, but he told friends he thought Aniston, 16 years his senior, was “princess material.”
“Princess material” is a very sweet way to describe someone. I imagine that’s how all the guys in college thought of me, as I gracefully chugged Busch Light and talked mostly in Chris Farley lines from Tommy Boy. Turns out Jennifer is a bit more charming:
“Harry was infatuated with Jen for years. He told friends she was ‘princess material.’ He visited LA and was partying heavily with models there,” author Ian Halperin claims in his upcoming Aniston book. “He told a close friend his favourite actress was Jen and got her number. He texted her and sent emojis. One source told me Jen was aware of Harry’s crush but didn’t want to lead him on because of the age difference.”
First of all, what the hell Jennifer Aniston?! Imagine hearing that Prince Harry has a crush on you and HE SENDS YOU A TEXT WITH EMOJIS and instead you marry Justin Theroux and his enormous back tattoo of rats and pigeons. All because of a 16 year age difference? I mean is that even a big age difference by Hollywood standards?
It turns out Aniston’s team claims this didn’t happen, which is weird. If there was a rumor that Prince Harry sent me sexy emojis, and called me princess material, I would never let that rumor die.
A spokesman for Aniston told The Mirror Halperin’s claims are “false,” although the author insists stood by his reporting.
“I stand by everything in the film and book,” Halperin told The Mirror.
I doubt Prince Harry will address this rumor, but I do have a feeling that Duchess Meghan will wear a vintage Team Jolie t-shirt to her next royal event.