Forget the Lohanaissance! Now that Nicolas Cage has paid off his debts to the IRS, he no longer has to say yes to every stinker script that gets stuffed in his mailbox. But just cuz Nicolas is back to starring in movies that actually appear in theaters, it doesn’t mean he’s suddenly gonna go mainstream. Nope, Nic is still a loud and proud weirdo. See: his recent interview with Rampstyle magazine, in which Nic shares that he was so socially awkward as a child he convinced himself he was an alien. It would explain a few things…
Move over Tom Delonge there’s a new UFO hunter in the mix in the form of Demi Lovato! Too bad Selena Gomez and Demi stopped being friends, Selena could have been alien hunting! Sorry–I mean, UFO hunting. Demi has educated me on my galactic prejudices and I’m unlearning my behavior of saying the A-word, which is derogatory. So from now on, I will call flying lights in the sky UFOs or ETs only, and only refer to skinny white hairless gays as “Troye Sivans”
Demi Lovato stars in a new unscripted alien-hunting series called, Unidentified with Demi Lovato. In case you forgot, Demi is a UFO-enthusiast, and the show follows the alien-searching adventures of Demi, their sister, Dallas Lovato, and their best friend, “non-believer” Matthew Scott Montgomery. Wait, why is Demi the pop star who gets their own alien TV show? Tom DeLonge and his Pentagon-approved contributions to UFO conspiracy theories are what, chopped liver? Continue reading
Vindication, thy name Is Tom DeLonge. After leaving Blink-182 a few years ago, Tom’s mission has been to expose government cover-ups and prove the existence of “Unidentified Aerial Phenomena” (that’s “aliens” for you civilian-types).
A couple of years ago Tom’s UFO research company, To The Stars Academy of Arts & Science, published alleged leaked videos from 2004 of U.S. fighter pilots spotting UFOs. Then, last fall, the U.S. Navy confirmed the videos were actually real. And now, The Damn Pentagon has doubled down on the legitimacy of the footage and released it themselves. Hey, maybe now Tom can finally get that meeting with Hilary Clinton!
Tom Delonge getting vindicated by the US Navy for posting authentic UFO videos really must have kicked shit into high gear in the alien/UFO/UAP community, because people are really trying to get their asses arrested or at least make it on the news in the name of aliens. That joke event-turned-real life poor decision, Storm Area 51, has gotten real. People have descended on the small towns which neighbor the alleged alien-holding-government facility and they are causing more trouble than they’re worth.
We all laughed when Tom DeLonge quit his once-hugely successful punk-pop band Blink-182 in order to follow his dream of finding aliens or some shit. Well, Tom DeLonge found UFOs. Bet his wife wants him back now–he’s a space traveling frontiersman. His company, the To the Stars Academy, published videos which have now been confirmed to be legitimate. So technically he leaked private information? Is he gonna get the full Julian Assange, or?