Category: Coro-NO SHE BETTA DON’T
Andie MacDowell And Her Two Daughters Were Caught Allegedly Trespassing In A Los Angeles Park
The MacDowell crime family are as ruthless and sinister as they are bumbling and inept. On Friday, Andie MacDowell and her two notorious daughters, Margaret and Rainey Qualley, set out to bring the population of Los Angeles to its knees by flouting quarantine and sneaking into a park to walk their hellhounds, Ava Gardner and Books. The MacDowells were, of course, caught red-handed when they were photographed by Page Six leaving the scene of the crime, the Audubon Center in Debs Park. The images of the MacDowells scooting on their butts under a locked gate, wearing white pants and shirts, Andie is an oversized straw hat, would almost be comical if their crimes weren’t so heinous. As it stands, we should all just be thankful that the only victim (THIS TIME!) was the law. Well, not the “law” exactly, but a hastily printed sign taped to a gate that reads “Park Closed Until April 30. Sorry for the inconvenience.” If it’s any consolation, a subsequent attempt to cover up the crime, blew up in Andie’s face.
Armie Hammer’s Wife Explained Why They Are Quarantining In The Caribbean
Armie Hammer, his wife Elizabeth Chambers, and their two children are spending the coronavirus quarantine in the Cayman Islands (a sovereign state of the United Kingdom), and she went on Instagram to tell us about how well the government has been handling the outbreak. In doing so, she felt obligated to disclose that “for the health and safety” of their family, she and Armie decided to SIP (shelter-in-paradise) where they do not live. According to People, when he was 7, Armie’s family moved to the Cayman Islands and he lived there for five years (Armie comes from very old money, his great-grandfather was an oil tycoon, and he still couldn’t manage to buy the career he wanted!). Apparently he still has extended family there. So at least Armie’s new Pirates of the Florida Panhandle look makes a little more sense now.
Influencer Arielle Charnas, Who Claims She Got Coronavirus, Is Sorry For Not Staying In Quarantine
Arielle Charnas, who was known to many as “WHO?!” is a fashion influencer with over a million followers, and is now known as a certified “coronaidiot.” Arielle said she test positive for coronavirus, and instead of self-isolating to not spread the virus, she and her husband, Brandon Charnas, took their kids and the nanny to the Hamptons. Many dragged her for doing that while others have let out a “hmmmm” after going over this saga with a Detective La Toya brand magnifying glass.
Chris Cuomo Says His COVID-19 Chills Were So Bad He Chipped A Tooth
COVID-19 has got Chris Cuomo fucked up, but not so fucked up that he’s stopped anchoring his CNN show Cuomo Prime Time from his basement. Yesterday, Chris offered up a little insight on what it’s like inside Club COVID. No surprise, it’s wiggity wiggity wack. It’s hot, sweaty, the emergency exits are all blocked and the DJ sucks. Chris said he was up all night with a 103 degree fever and had the chills so bad he chipped a tooth. He also reported having a conversation with his father who’s been dead since 1994, adding “I’ve had a lot of weird experiences in my life with health and everything else, (but) I’ve never had anything like what haunted me last night with this virus.” Jesus, you’d think this place would have been shut down before it even opened, but they just keep letting more and more people in!
Sam Heughan Of “Outlander” Got Dragged On Twitter For Vacationing In Hawaii During The Pandemic
I think I speak for most people when I say that we are all some horny motherfuckers right now. As such, we deserve just one nice thing that hasn’t been tainted by the politics of the global coronavirus pandemic. You’d think a hot Scot who’s into whiskey and working out would be just the tonic. Sadly, what was supposed to be a simple thirst-trap starring Sam Heughan, that hunk from Outlander, giving a live Q&A on Twitter about his workout routine and whiskey, turned into name calling free-for-all when it was revealed that Sam was posted up in Hawaii on vacation (that pic is from an older trip), despite, you know, all this shit that’s going on. Friends, I fear we may never orgasm again.
“Lost” Star Daniel Dae Kim Has Tested Positive For COVID-19 And Evangeline Lilly Refuses To Self-Isolate
If you were a fan of Lost, like most fans, you probably loved Daniel Dae Kim’s character Jin-Soo Kwan and low-key hated Evangeline Lilly’s character, Kate Austin. Jin was heroic and brave, and Kate was stubborn and whiny. Well guess what, that’s kind of true in real life as both actors have shown in their responses to the coronavirus. Sadly for Daniel, he’s actually tested positive for the virus. So the danger and severity of the situation we’re all in, is very real and personal for him. As it should be for Evangeline, who is currently immunocompromised and lives with her father who has stage 4 leukemia. But Evangeline don’t curr. She posted on Instagram that she values her freedom over her life (and presumably the lives of her loved ones) and refuses to isolate herself or her children. Daniel, on the other hand, posted his coronavirus news on Instagram with a message of love and unity, and urged people to follow the guidelines to help stop the spread of the virus. So yeah, tropical polar bears don’t seem quite as crazy as they used to.