Category: Sam Heughan

Celine Dion Will Make Her Acting Debut In A Rom-Com 

October 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Good news! Priyanka Chopra, who got married to Nick Jonas in case you didn’t know, is going to appear in a release that’s not her own wedding trailer or a music video about her relationship. Deadline says that she will star in a romantic drama alongside Outlander star and absolute heterosexual, Sam Heughan. But neither one of those two hot people are even the real draw of this movie, because the queen, the legend, the one whose voice raised a blue diamond from the very bottom of the ocean, Celine Dion, is going to be in the movie as well. The GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD is about to transition into the GREATEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD.

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Sam Heughan Spit At The Bullies Who Have Harassed Him For Years And Accuse Him Of Being A Closeted Gay Schemer

April 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Closeted Gay Schemer IS the name of my one-gay quarantine band (featuring my dog on background vocals).

Sam Heughan, star of Starz’s Outlander, the love child of a romance novel cover and Quantum Leap, is spending the coronavirus lockdown in Hawaii, and that fact made some fans slap at him for treating this quarantine like a holiday and running off to paradise with a lady “porn star/escort.” Sam already slapped back, saying that he booked the trip to Hawaii when he learned that the television festival PaleyFest LA was postponed (he was scheduled to do the Outlander panel on March 19. The announcement of the postponement was made on March 11. The European travel ban went into effect on March 16, and California was ordered to stay their asses at home on March 19.) But like Florence Pugh before him, Sam has the time, so he let out a long smackdown on Twitter and Instagram, accusing crazies of harassing and stalking him ever since the show began. Sam also claims he and anyone he’s associated with has gotten death threats. Sam goes on to explain why he’s staying in Hawaii. Sam says he can’t get too much into the harassment, because he’s got your number, hussies, and his lawyers are involved.

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Sam Heughan Of “Outlander” Got Dragged On Twitter For Vacationing In Hawaii During The Pandemic

March 25, 2020 / Posted by:

I think I speak for most people when I say that we are all some horny motherfuckers right now. As such, we deserve just one nice thing that hasn’t been tainted by the politics of the global coronavirus pandemic. You’d think a hot Scot who’s into whiskey and working out would be just the tonic. Sadly, what was supposed to be a simple thirst-trap starring Sam Heughan, that hunk from Outlander, giving a live Q&A on Twitter about his workout routine and whiskey, turned into name calling free-for-all when it was revealed that Sam was posted up in Hawaii on vacation (that pic is from an older trip), despite, you know, all this shit that’s going on. Friends, I fear we may never orgasm again.

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