Category: Comebacks
Prince Andrew Is Reportedly Plotting A Public Comeback
To quote L.L. Cool J, don’t call it a comeback! No, literally – I don’t think anyone should technically call this a comeback, because that would imply the existence of a person who wants Prince Andrew to come back. But still, The Sunday Times is reporting that Prince Andrew thinks he can triumphantly return to public life, regardless of his current reputation problems.
The Whitney Houston Hologram Is Really Happening And Is Going On Tour
Rolling Stone says we’ve officially reached a new threshold in the point of human existence where we cannot let the dead have even a moment of rest, as Whitney Houston–who passed away in 2012–is going on a full tour. Well, some refracted light machines mimicking her likeness will be going on tour–the moment you’ve all been waiting for! Whitney’s Hologram has announced a 2020 schedule, so get your Ouija Boards ready: it’s time for a tour!
“Zoey 101” May Be Coming Back, But This Time With An “Edge”
TMZ reports that Jamie Lynn Spears is in talks to make a career comeback, y’all. Jamie Lynn might reprise her role as Zoey Brooks, the sort-of-quirky (not at all) basic bitch who was the star of her own show Zoey 101 about an all boys school which finally allowed girls in. I genuinely enjoyed watching it over ten years ago, for some reason which I can’t remember. But I’ve tried to watch old episodes now and hate it. Well too bad for me, because everything from my youth is destined to circle back to me except for my actual youth–and we can all prepare ourselves for a potential new Zoey 101. This time with an edge.
Eddie Murphy Says He’s Thinking About Making A Stand-Up Comedy Comeback
Eddie Murphy’s got so many damn mouths to feed it’s no wonder he’s thinking about coming out of semi-retirement and treading the boards once again as a stand-up comedian. Eddie appeared in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with his friend Jerry Seinfeld and revealed that he’s planning on getting back to stand-up soon. I guess doing indie films like 2016’s perplexing Mr. Church (his last theatrical release, seen by upwards of 12 people) only earned him enough money to send all his eleventy million kids to a decent State school.
NSYNC Is Thinking About A Comeback Without Justin Timberlake
Ariana Grande decided to gift herself–and I guess also us–with the gift of some sweet 90s nostalgia by bringing up four out five members of NSYNC on stage to perform at Coachella with her. Now it’s being rumored that there might be more to come. JC Chasez, Lance Bass, Chris Kirkpatrick and Joey Fatone are thinking about pulling themselves a Spice Girls-special and reuniting without…HIM.
Mariah Carey Might Have Had Gastric Sleeve Surgery
The Angel of Christmas (and the latest accused sexual harasser), Mariah Carey, is really shaking things up and cleaning house in the lead up to her big holiday. She must have really been shook from last year’s Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest disaster because not only has she parted ways with her manager, Page Six reports that she’s taken a drastic step towards a physical transformation as well.