Britney Spears And Sam Asghari Have An “Iron Clad” Prenup And Are Moving Into A New $11.8 Million Home
Octavia Spencer can sleep just a little bit easier tonight knowing that Sam Asghari’s shoe collection is safely secured behind an iron-clad prenup now that Britney Spears has made an honest man of him (prenup or no, fingers crossed!). TMZ reports that Britney’s lawyers made sure that Sam’s K-Swiss collection is as safe as Britney’s reported $60 million premarital fortune is if things don’t work out for them. And Britney can sleep a lot better tonight knowing that her stalker ex, Not That Jason Alexander, doesn’t have her new address. TMZ also reports that Britney just bought a new $11.8 million mansion in Calabasas near where her sons Sean and Jayden live with their dad Kevin Federline. And Sam and Brit’s bags are already packed. After living through a 13-year waking nightmare, Britney is finally living the dream!
Think about it, in the 7 months since Britney was released from her conservatorship she’s cussed out her entire family, been on more tropical exertions than the MS Pacific Princess, married a hot piece of ass with an iron-clad prenup in place, and presumably, instead of smudging her home with a bit of sage after her personal space was violated on her wedding day, Britney just went out and bought a better mansion closer to her kids. That, my friends, is the dream Britney told us about. Unfortunately, Kevin is apparently bracing for drama. According to TMZ:
Britney Spears has a massive new home to go with that new marriage — and she and Sam Asghari are already packed up to move.
Sources close to the couple tell TMZ … she plunked down $11.8 million for the mansion in Calabasas. The 11,650 sq. foot home is actually pretty close to where Kevin Federline lives with their 2 sons, Sean and Jayden.
Brit’s white Mercedes-Benz was in the driveway Monday, along with moving trucks … so, it looks like the newlyweds are getting into their new place ASAP.
The move explains why the couple didn’t jet outta town on a honeymoon right after their wedding Thursday night at Brit’s current home in Thousand Oaks, CA.
As for how K-Fed feels about the move — a source tells us, “Kevin was surprised that of all the neighborhoods she can afford to move to she chose his. As long as his peace and tranquility aren’t invaded as a result, more power to her.”
I hope Brit left a few candles burning in the old house when she bounced. Burn it to the ground I say, it’s easier than hiring someone to debug the entire place. Dirt reports that Britney and Sam’s new pad is located in a double-gated community meaning it’s in a “gated community within a guard-gated community.” Sounds pretty safe until you learn that the community has recently been plagued by a pair of horny toads. Two of her closest neighbors are Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian.
Built in 2008, and last sold in 2012 to car dealership mogul Bill Slevin, the strikingly opulent structure features six bedrooms and nine baths spread across more than 11,600 square feet of single-level living space. Naturally ornate to suit Spears’ tastes, soaring custom steel entry doors open into lavish interiors adorned throughout with imported onyx, hardwood and stone floors, vaulted ceilings, wide arched hallways, bespoke chandeliers, Ann Sacks mosaic tile designs and hand-carved fireplaces.
A lavish master retreat comes complete with a fireplace, sitting area, terrace, an exercise room, dual walk-in closets with walnut and alder wood cabinetry, and a luxe marble bath with a soaking tub and steam shower; outdoors, the resort-like grounds span 1.6 acres, and include a 55-foot pool and spa with tiered waterfalls and a waterslide, along with a detached one-bedroom, one-bedroom guesthouse with its own kitchen and five-car garage.
11,600 square feet is an awful lot of twirling room. Britney should start wearing microfiber socks to keep those floors shiny and help save on housekeeping costs. The photos of Britney’s new home have, understandably, been removed from the MLS listing but Dirt has captured the house in all its over-the-top 90s version of glamour glory. But here’s a taste of the kitchen.
Imagine the manicott you could whip up in a place like that. Carmela Soprano has reportedly died of jealousy. Unless, well you know, something else happened…