Category: Beyonce
Rapper Trick Daddy Shaded Beyoncé And Jay-Z And The Beyhive Is Still Coming For Him
The Beyhive once went after a woman with death threats because they thought that Beyoncé had looked at her funny, and it hadn’t even gone down like that. They even got mad at Britney Spears for having the same first letter of her name as Beyoncé. So clearly when Florida rapper Trick Daddy came for her vocal abilities, they reacted with calmness. JK! They went after him, and he doesn’t care, because he’s doubled down.
Tina Knowles Addresses The Rumors About Beyonce’s Alleged Social Anxiety
This is the first time in decades that human-cyborg Beyonce has had an opportunity to sit her high-powered behind down and take a time out, much like the rest of the world was forced to do during the pandemic. Now as things are slowly opening up (unless you live in Atlanta where the party never stopped) people are gathering once again, especially at sporting events. During this past Saturday’s Game 1 of the NBA championship between the Milwaukee Bucks and Brooklyn Nets (which Jay Z once owned a piece of), Jay rubbed Beyonce’s leg which led many to immediately think it was a calming mechanism for her rumored anxiety. That’s when her mother Tina Knowles dribbled down the court with some truth she was prepared to slam dunk on everyone making up lies about her daughter.
Beyoncé’s Storage Unit Was Robbed Of $1 Million Worth Of Designer Stuff
Somebody reached into the back of one of Beyoncé‘s closets and pulled out her Freakum Dress and made the fuck off with it, because TMZ says that storage units rented by her production company, Parkwood Entertainment, were robbed of tons of designer stuff. The worth? $1 million. Yes, ONLY, $1 million. “Hmm, I see they did me a favor by snatching up the cheap rags I was planning to donate to Goodwill,” said Beyoncé since she’s probably got more than $1 million worth of coins in her sofa cushions.
Beyoncé Made Grammys History By Winning Her 28th Award, And Blue Ivy Carter Won One Too
Blue Ivy Carter is 9 years old and before yesterday, she was already an NAACP Award winner and a BET Soul Train Award winner. And last night, she became a Grammy winner. Not to be outshone by her own child, Beyoncé also took home a bunch of wins and became the most-awarded female artist and tied for the most-awarded living artist in Grammys history. And now Quincy Jones, who she’s tied with, better watch his back because the Beyhive is going to harass him into giving up a few of his Grammys so their God can take the record!
Texans Beyoncé And Kacey Musgraves Helped With Disaster Relief While Ted Cruz Was Headed To Cancun
As the state of Texas has been struggling under extreme weather conditions and a failing power grid, proud Texan Beyoncé has been shipping warm winter clothing for those in need. Just yesterday, Reese Witherspoon posted a picture of an “Icy Park” drop she got from Beyoncé which included a metallic, copper-look puffer coat from Ivy Park x Adidas’s new winter line. But because Beyoncé isn’t 2021’s most colossal asshole, her BeyGood foundation is also helping Texans with disaster relief. Obviously, 2021’s most colossal asshole (to date) is Ted Cruz who thought it would be a good idea to abandon his constituents in the midst of one of the worst natural and man-made disasters in the state’s history to jet off to the Ritz-Carlton resort in Cancun only to turn right around and blame the ill-advised trip on his kids. And unfortunately for Ted, while they are verifiable disasters of epic proportions, his life, career, wardrobe, haircut, beard, and face don’t qualify for BeyRelief.
Blue Ivy Carter Is Now A Grammy Nominee
That section of hope-filled and sleekly gloved but identity-challenged arm you see in the photo above is all of us. It wants, it strives, it works hard, and deposits its paychecks. It shops for glam accessories and slips them on in earnest for photo ops. It impatiently rips open bags of Doritos and faps to hot people it hopes to one day meet. And yet all its best efforts are nothing but a cruel exercise in that humorless asshole we all know as futility. This arm, like all of us plebes, loses time and time again, and gets edged out by the will-breaking, dream-shattering bitch troll known simply as “My Parents Are Famous And Yours Aren’t.” All my arm has to show for years of striving is vexing winter dryness and a raging case of carpal tunnel. Look down and you’ll see the same. But we’re totally not bitter.
As it happens, this particular, elegantly gloved arm is having nothing of the above scenario and belongs to none other than Beyoncé. The future 2021 Grammy recipient, of course, is her daughter, Blue Ivy Carter.