Category: Bernie Sanders
Elon Musk Has Opinions On Gender Pronouns––And So Does Grimes
Anytime I ever see a Tesla speeding down the street, I think to myself, “they’re kinda nice cars, I should get one someday” (Tesla would totally accept my proposed payment plan of $50/month over 10,000 years, right?) But then, as quickly as I begin fantasizing about my custom Hello Kitty plush interiors, I’m reminded that Elon Musk is a cartoon supervillain come to life. And yesterday, Elon must have been bored and decided to fuck with people, because he shared his unprovoked thoughts on gender pronouns. And you can pretty much guess how it went.
Flavor Flav Was Fired From Public Enemy After That Bernie Sanders Rally Snafu
I’m amazed Public Enemy didn’t fire Flavor Flav after Flavor Of Love. But it’s over now, the guy who seemed to barely have anything to do with Public Enemy is now out of Public Enemy. After Flav shit on Bernie Sanders and tried to stop a rally performance, founding member Chuck D gave a statement saying Flav had a year to get it together or he was out. Well, Chuck D changed his mind and decided 364 days was too long to see if Flav gets it together, because he dropped Flav a day later.
Flavor Flav Calls Out Bernie Sanders Over Public Enemy Rally
Politics can get messy. And nobody knows messy like new dad Flavor Flav, which is why you would think the two would get along like a dumpster on fire. But that is not the case, according to reports. Bernie Sanders, who, like Flavor, always looks as though he’s just missed a bus, is holding a rally in Los Angeles that is set to feature, among others, Public Enemy Radio.
Cardi B Gets Real Political By Sitting Down With Bernie Sanders
Cardi B has been dipping her toe into the political spectrum for a little while now. Previously she went off on the government shutdown when she let us know about how the people in charge needed to get their shit together. While the government is no longer shut down, the message to get shit together still stands–and so Cardi B has decided to really take a step further towards bettering our society. Recently, she sat down with Democratic Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders to talk politics, because that’s where we’re at now. Why not? Like, we may as well?
Bernie Sanders Is Into Cardi B’s Thoughts On Social Security
During an interview with GQ, Cardi B showed us that she cares about more than just red bottoms and money moves when she gave everyone a quick history lesson on Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Cardi explained that she loved him because he got America through the Great Depression, and because he started Social Security. Hearing the magic words “Social Security” must have woken Senator Bernie Sanders up out of a deep nap (where he was dreaming of bare-knuckle boxing Jeff Bezos’s bank account), and he took to Twitter yesterday to say that he approves Cardi B’s message.
Larry David Living Out A Bernie Bro’s Wet Dream
Larry David is on an upcoming episode of PBS’s Find Your Roots. Unlike the episodes where someone finds out the reason they’re such a royal bitch in the morning is because they’re related to Jack the Ripper, Larry finds out the reason he was such a shoe-in to mock Bernie Sanders on Saturday Night Live is because he’s really related to the Vermont Senator. This is yuuuuuuuuuge.
Larry spoke (via Variety) at a Television Critics Association press tour Wednesday about his Bernie assimilation, and said the whole impression was sparked after the first Democratic primary debate:
Ari Emanuel called me up and said, ‘What did you think?’ And every time I watched Bernie Sanders, I would repeat everything that he said, because I know that I can talk like that. So I started talking to Ari, the agent, I started talking to him like Bernie.
Ari sounds like he thinks of himself as Justin Bieber’s mother circa the MySpace years, rather than an actual agent, as he told Larry to just post videos to YouTube doing his best Bernie. Luckily, Larry thought that was stupid and said he would do SNL or nothing. While Larry didn’t give specifics on exactly how he and Bernie are related, the Bostonian in me thinks it’s probably Southie cousins. A Southie cousin is when your cat knows someone else’s cat down the street and they don’t kill each other. You do the same with the owner out of respect. Southie cousins! Meow! Larry actually said they’re “third cousins or something.” See? Southie cousins!!
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