Bernie Sanders Is Into Cardi B’s Thoughts On Social Security

April 19, 2018 / Posted by:

During an interview with GQ, Cardi B showed us that she cares about more than just red bottoms and money moves when she gave everyone a quick history lesson on Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Cardi explained that she loved him because he got America through the Great Depression, and because he started Social Security. Hearing the magic words “Social Security” must have woken Senator Bernie Sanders up out of a deep nap (where he was dreaming of bare-knuckle boxing Jeff Bezos’s bank account), and he took to Twitter yesterday to say that he approves Cardi B’s message.

Lest you think Bernie dropped Cardi B’s name as a mistake, he later uploaded a video explaining why Cardi B was right about Social Security.

What do we think Bernie’s Cardi B name would be? I’m going with Apwater T. He looks like a no-nonsense tap water type.

Cardi B hasn’t responded to Bernie’s tweets yet, but I really hope she does. They have a lot to talk about. Both Bernie and Cardi are passionate about knowing what Uncle Sam is doing with their tax dollars. I hold a passport with a maple leaf on it, so I know I don’t exactly have a say in who gets elected down south. But I would be very into seeing a Bernie/Belcalis 2020 ticket. I’m sure I’m not the only one. Really, Bernie should start working on his “Okurrrrrs” right now.


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