Elon Musk Has Reopened His Tesla Factory In California, Is Willing To Be Arrested Over It 

May 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Billionaire Elon Musk has bravely allowed his workers to get back to their jobs and risk getting infected with coronavirus. Yes, it seems like the genius billionaire is basically saying, “You should risk coronavirus to build the cars that keep me rich!”, but masquerading it as, “FREE AMERICA!” Elon reopened his factory in Alameda County and said he was ready to get arrested over it. Arrest him for that baby name, how about that?

But first, Elon helped Grimes, his girlfriend and mother of his android child X Æ A-12, celebrate her first Mother’s Day. Grimes posted an Instagram clip of Elon with their newborn son. In it, he surprisingly doesn’t teach her how to correctly say her own son’s name.

People says the clip Grimes posted seemed to show Elon burping little baby Xenu AK-47 by gently tapping on the 1-week-old’s back. It was such a sweet and touching moment. So he decided to follow that up by violating a state order and opening up a Tesla plant.

TMZ says that California still has restrictions upon businesses reopening. The Tesla factory in Fremont, CA was ordered to remain closed by the Alameda County officials who cited coronavirus restrictions. But Elon doesn’t give a fuck about that. His self-driving cars don’t build themselves… yet.

Yesterday, the factory reopened and Elon announced it on Twitter because he absolutely does not live to be the center of attention. Elon claimed that if there’s going to be any punishment, he should be the only one who gets arrested.

Elon (who predicted coronavirus would be gone at the end of April) has been fighting with Alameda County because of the shuttering of his factory and has been calling on the reopening of America despite all of the medical experts saying it’s a horrible idea. So he’s willing to get arrested for publicity in the name of keeping up his stock profits saving America. He’s also threatened to move his factory to Texas or Nevada.

But TMZ says that the police won’t bite. Law enforcement sources said there was no plan to arrest Elon or anyone else at the plant and that the cops “are currently working on a plan forward.”

CNN adds that Alameda County Public Health Department knew the factory was going to reopen and they had been working with Tesla on how to do it safely:

We continue to move closer to an agreed upon safety plan for reopening beyond Minimum Basic Operations by working through steps that Tesla has agreed to adopt. These steps include improving employee health screening procedures and engaging front-line staff on their concerns and feedback regarding safety protocols.”


And Gavin Newsom, the Governor of California, said that they were expecting the factory to reopen “as early as next week” and that he had spoken to Elon “a number of days ago”.

So it sounds like Elon was grabbing for attention about something which was on the horizon anyway. What a shock. Well hey, those $20,000 hair-plugs need to be shown off, right?!

Pic: Wenn.com

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