Category: ASAP Rocky
A$AP Rocky Takes The Stand To Testify In His Assault Trial In Sweden
What did I tell you about those Swedish trials? That shit goes quick. A$AP Rocky‘s assault trial started on Tuesday so today will potentially be the last day before the judges deliberate. We’ll see, but it’s the most “explosive” day of the trial, I suppose one could say–as today is the day that A$AP took the stand to defend himself against that guy who harassed him in the streets relentlessly until the point that A$AP and his friends had to beat his ass. No word on if Donald Trump will make an appearance as a character witness for A$AP since he knows him so well and really cares about this situation.
An A$AP Rocky Fan Tried To Storm The Swedish Embassy And Threatened To Blow It Up, Was Unsurprisingly Arrested
And you thought the Little Monsters were on a new level of insane? They have nothing on this moronic A$AP Rocky stan who was arrested at the Swedish Embassy after she threw a hissy fit about his imprisonment and threatened to blow the place up.
A$AP Rocky Was Officially Charged In Sweden
TMZ says that shit has finally come to fruition for A$AP Rocky and his Swedish dilemma. A$AP has been in Swedish custody for quite some time now, spending a lot of time in their much-better-conditions-than-America jail. Now, more than twenty days after his initial arrest, he’s been officially charged with assault. So are you telling me that Kim Kardashian didn’t successfully get him out of jail?!! If Kim Kardashian can’t save a black person from jail, who can?!
Sweden Will Not Press Charges Against The Guy Who Started Fight With A$AP Rocky
After A$AP Rocky was arrested in Sweden and kept in jail for the past few weeks, people have been trying to get him out, and not just his lawyers. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and Donald Trump also have been publicly trying to get him out of jail. Well, it looks like the results of those efforts are in: and it’s not looking good for Rocky. It’s now being reported that the guy who started the fight with Rocky and his security team while they were minding their own business, will not be charged. And neither will Rocky’s security guard. But you know who probably will be charged and is still in jail?
Kim Kardashian Thanks Donald Trump And Jared Kushner For Helping With Jailed A$AP Rocky
Kim Kardashian is really taking her new job as savior of black people seriously, guys. Not only did she free Alice Johnson but she’s also been working really hard on prison reform which results (if she was even responsible for any of them) have been overwhelmingly meh and she’s becoming a lawyer too!
Kim’s latest missing is saving A$AP Rocky from Swedish jail by getting the White House to intervene! But it’s weird because the Swedish prosecutors–the ones in charge of that decision–are like, “Hmm, this is news to me.”
Kim Kardashian Is Using Her White House Connections To Help Free A$AP Rocky From Swedish Jail
Kendall Jenner’s one time special friend, A$AP Rocky, is still wasting away in a Swedish jail two weeks after getting arrested for aggravated assault. We should have known it wouldn’t be too long before The Moses of Calabasas, Kim Kardashian, would use her connections to The White House to intervene on his behalf. According to TMZ, Kanye West urged Kim to contact her good friend Jared Kushner who in turn alerted the President Of The United States about Rocky’s situation. Upon learning of Rocky’s plight (and probably after checking to see if he’d ever publicly criticized him), Donald Trump reportedly acknowledged that “something seemed amiss”. Considering Rocky’s own lawyer disputed that he was being held in inhumane conditions, some might say all of this is overkill. But Rocky is reportedly being held without a television! UPDATE: He probably does have a TV.