Category: A Modest Proposal
Open Post: Hosted By Euli, The Cockatoo Who Helped With A Marriage Proposal
Australia is typically a dependable source of fuckery and carnage from the animal kingdom, and where birds are concerned, you don’t want to mess with a Cassowary. But today there is a story with a happy ending involving an Australian beastie not just engaging with humans, but helping them to get engaged. The feather-assisted romance was planned by Jesse, to charm and coax a lifelong commitment from his girlfriend, Erin, when visiting the Australia Zoo in the Sunshine Coast. It worked!
Open Post: Hosted By Gabourey Sidibe’s Fiancé’s Very Restrained Proposal
It’s not easy for any of us right now to keep from lifting a pinky in the air while raising a delicate teacup made of bone china and hand-painted by exceptionally grim nuns, before gently setting the cup down on its exquisite saucer and reaching for a crustless cucumber sandwich from the gleaming silver platter on the Queen Anne table. This is certainly the classy and refined scene evoked by 36-year-old marketing and branding professional, Brandon Frankel, his nakedness, and what appears to be a gathering of inflatable letters repurposed from slightly used, metallic dildos. Gabourey Sidibe, 37, of course, accepted his proposal of marriage, because sex-toy-esque balloons, randomly scattered rose petals and a naked man are pretty much the standard formula for a lifetime of wedded bliss.
Kim Kardashian West Is Becoming More Modest On Instagram
You have to scroll all the way back to June of 2019, though pages and pages of Kim Kardashian in her underwear, to find a picture of her wearing a thong bikini. That’s because, according to People, Kim’s not about that life anymore. Her transformation from blow-jibber jester to media mogul/business tycoon/renowned humanitarian/respected preacher’s wife/one of America’s preeminent legal minds, is almost complete. She’s only about 78 credits short of earning the Nobel All-Around prize which they made up just for her. I guess the only other criteria is not posting bikini pictures of her ass on Instagram. Well, apparently posting some is OK, but Kim’s not going to be posting “a ton” of them anymore. I hope the Nobel Committee will show some leniency. Totally unrelated, Kanye West has legally changed his name to Nobel Committee.