Kanye West’s Flintstones Costume Was So Scary That Chicago Had To Be Sloppily Photoshopped In
The Kardashian-West family really showed what Halloween is all about: getting your kids dressed up in a million different cute costumes so you can take pictures of them and get publicity on Instagram. You thought they dressed up to walk around and ask for candy? Not in the Koven, bitch. But this year, one of the family costumes was too scary for baby Chicago to handle and she had to be photoshopped in–poorly at that–with the rest of the family. Ain’t nothing gonna get between Kim Kardashian and releasing a picture of her full family for attention! Not even a scared baby.
People reports that the Kardashian-Wests did the most for Halloween and the pictures pretty much sum up the family dynamic. Kanye West is hidden in a costume and really could be anybody. Psalm is too young to know what the fuck is going on. The two eldest, North and Saint, are starting to show that early media training in the pose department. And Chicago was so scared about the whole thing she had to be Photoshopped in, and I think she did it herself (no offense to Chicago)
Shout out? I mean… this is a bed Yelp review if I’ve ever seen one. I 10/10 would not ask this person to Photoshop something for me. That baby looks like she’s floating off somewhere in another dimension. And don’t get me started on her orange Trump wig. But I feel her, I too am scared of Born Again Kanye.
But wait, there’s more. TMZ says they also did a, I guess, “spooky” costume too? And so they dressed up as disgusting fucking worm things.
Don’t worry, it wasn’t all just pictures for attention, they did eventually take those children out for trick or treating:
It’s good that they went out for free candy–surely they need it since this family is so strapped for cash with all this costume money lying around and that $68 million tax return Kanye just got.
Pic: Wenn.com