Kim Kardashian West Is Becoming More Modest On Instagram
You have to scroll all the way back to June of 2019, though pages and pages of Kim Kardashian in her underwear, to find a picture of her wearing a thong bikini. That’s because, according to People, Kim’s not about that life anymore. Her transformation from blow-jibber jester to media mogul/business tycoon/renowned humanitarian/respected preacher’s wife/one of America’s preeminent legal minds, is almost complete. She’s only about 78 credits short of earning the Nobel All-Around prize which they made up just for her. I guess the only other criteria is not posting bikini pictures of her ass on Instagram. Well, apparently posting some is OK, but Kim’s not going to be posting “a ton” of them anymore. I hope the Nobel Committee will show some leniency. Totally unrelated, Kanye West has legally changed his name to Nobel Committee.
People reports:
Over the past decade, Kim Kardashian West has never held back from posting her fair share of risqué bikini pics (trust us: we have an entire gallery devoted to them). But as the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star, 39, enters a new phase of her life — as a criminal justice advocate, mom of four and aspiring lawyer — she admits she’s ready to start cutting back on her sexy swimsuit shoots.
“I guess I just don’t care as much anymore to want to take tons of photos in a thong bikini,” Kardashian West said in an interview with New York magazine for a new cover story that looks back on the last 10 years of her life. “I think I’m evolving to where I don’t feel the need to want to keep up.”
Prior to her awakening, Kim admits she had a hard time living in the moment.
Instead, when she’s enjoying some time away from work while on vacation, the star prefers to just kick back and relax. “I actually just want to lay out. I don’t care to take the time out of my day on vacation like I used to, where I’d pull up to the house and I’d see, ‘This is a setup, this is an Instagram pic. Now this is a different setup,’” Kardashian West said. “Now I’m just like, ‘Let’s actually live in real time and enjoy it. If we happen to get a photo, great.’”
It sounds like her husband, the good Reverend Nobel Committee Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West, has helped her see the light. That and her kids not being able to scroll through her Instagram without shouting “boobies!” 3-times per second.
Kardashian West said she truly had an “awakening” when she noticed she couldn’t look at Instagram without stumbling across super-revealing photos of women on her feed. “I realized I could not even scroll through Instagram in front of my kids without full nudity coming up on my feed pretty much all the time,” the star said.
Now, with husband Kanye West’s support, Kardashian West is content with keeping her fashion choices more modest.
“I saw this whole thing where it’s like, ‘She’s so demure, and she’s covered.’ And I was like, ‘Guys, I had a shearling coat on and a turtleneck because it’s, like, freezing.’ But I think I have a little bit. I don’t know if it’s the fact that my husband has voiced that sometimes too sexy is just overkill and he’s not comfortable with that,” she said. “I listen to him and understand him. Still, at the end of the day, he always gives me the freedom to be and do what I want.”
The other most important man in her life, Donald J. Trump, also helped her understand that a true lady, especially one who might one day become the First Lady of The United States, would never show her beaver (for free).
“I also did think, like, ‘Okay, I’m here in the White House and then the next day I was posting, like, a crazy bikini selfie. And I was thinking, I hope they don’t see this.’ I have to go back there next week,” she explained.
I’m sorry, whomst is “they”, Kim? Surely not Donald! In fact, she probably took those pictures with the express purpose of being invited back the next week. You can’t convince me otherwise!
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