Category: 2020 Oscars
BREAKING: A Movie That Deserved To Win The Best Picture Oscar Won The Best Picture Oscar!
During one of his Oscars wins tonight (because he won several), Bong Joon-ho said that he was ready for the bar, and well, he’s probably going to be drinking like Dina Lohan before a church confessional, because he won them all!
Parasite cleaned up tonight, which blew the brains off of us tricks who thought that another Ambien competitor (I’m looking at you, 1917) was going to win it all! Parasite made history by becoming the first non-English movie to win the big bitch. It also got Best Director and Best Original Screenplay. Sure, all of the winners of the acting categories were as predictable as me going to bed while crying and clutching my pillow, but the TWIST came with Parasite proving that sometimes the best winner wins. Mind. Blown.
The Oscars Will Offer A (Mostly) Plant Based Menu At The Governor’s Ball
Maybe in an attempt to counteract the negative stigma of #OscarsSoWhite, The Academy Of Motion Pictures would like you to consider making #OscarsSoGreen trend instead. Following in the footsteps of The Golden Globes and the SAG Awards, the Academy has decided to green it up by offering a (mostly) plant based menu. According to The Daily Mail, The Academy has announced that the Oscars will be “completely green”, whatever that means. Who’s gonna check them on this? Is there an international board of green certifiers who do a walk-through with a clip board saying, “those centerpieces are a shade too teal, that’s 25 demerits!” Joaquin Phoenix simply does not have the time! He’s busy trying to brush all the dirt out of his suit from the SAG Awards.
The Oscar Nominations Are Out, And Scarlett Johannsson Walked Away With Two
The Oscar nominations were read by John Cho and Issae Rae this morning, and Scarlett Johansson has reason to celebrate. Because not only did she hear her name called for the first time ever, she heard it in two categories. Wow, what are the odds? ScarJo got two Oscar nominations and neither were for the brilliant portrayal of a tree.
Taylor Swift’s Original Song For “Cats” Didn’t Make The Oscar Shortlist
Last week, Taylor Swift was nominated for her third Golden Globe award for Best Original Song, for the original song she wrote for the movie version of Cats. The song is called “Beautiful Ghosts,” which is appropriate, considering her chance receiving a Best Original Song Oscar nomination is dead.