Brad Pitt said that the Brangelina clan are planning a move to Europe very soon. In an interview published on Sunday he said they are currently househunting for a base.

 

He told XL Semanal magazine, "While we are very nomadic, we would like to have a base in Europe. More attention is paid here to what is going on in the world and it is easier to get to Africa and Asia from here. We want our children to have a broad vision of the world. Spain, Italy and France have lots of quality of life and that is healthy."

 

He also said they will have more kids. Blah!  

 

Another suitcase in another hall! You know a lot of people think that the kids are going to be screwed up because of all the moving around. They won't be screwed up, because of that! They will be screwed up, because they always have a damn camera in their face. I mean I never moved around as a child and I'm screwed up as hell! 

 

 

 

 

 

I find Carrot Bottom attractive and for this very reason and this reason alone I should be locked up for life. My genitals should be taken away from me and I should not be allowed sex pleasure ever again.

 

Look at the hair! Look at the nail polish! Look at the eyebrows! Look at everything! I don't even know if that gay-reptile-creature is human, but I would still play "hide the carrot in the bunny hole" with it. Somebody save me!

 

Actually, he sort of looks like Jackie Stallone.  

 

Here's Carrot Bottom in NYC yesterday.

 

 

 

 

 

12 of DMX's pit bulls were seized by police last month and they also found 3 buried dogs. One was badly burned. Well, police have now said that some of the dogs had serious wounds. 

 

The Sheriff said, "Someone's going to have to pay for this. We have 12 dogs who were abused and three dogs buried in the yard — someone's going to have to pay."

 

DMX's lawyer said he had not been at his Phoenix home for months and he paid a caretaker and vets to care for his animals.

 

His lawyer said, "How do you attribute activities to a person who has not been there, when they have knowledge that other persons have been. Is it because of the celebrity nature?"

 

Dog fighting again, right?!!! Either DMX was fighting those animals or his caretaker was. Whether or not DMX is the one who injured his animals, his ass is still at fault. Who the hell leaves their animals there for months without even one, short visit? He wouldn't do that to his kids….or would he? 

 

I wouldn't be surprised if Michael Vick ratted out DMX. Bitch is going to sing. 

 

Source: Associated Press

 

 

 

One of the most famous mimes in the world, Marcel Marceau, passed away at the age of 84 in Paris yesterday. No cause of death as given.

 

So long Marcel! See you later! Wait, how do you say that in "mime talk?"

 

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In case you haven't heard, George Clooney busted his ass in a motorcycle accident yesterday afternoon in NYC. Ok he didn't bust his ass, but he busted his rib. Clooney and his girlfriend, Sarah Larson, were injured when his bike hit another car on a road across the Hudson River.

 

Clooney was treated for a broken rib and scrapes while Sarah was treated for a broken foot at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen. They were released later yesterday.

 

His spokeswhore issued this statement, "He's doing fine. He has a broken rib, it's very painful and it'll take a long time to heal." 

 

The accident is currently being investigated.

 

Clooney is in town filming "Burn After Reading" with Brad Pitt and Frances McDormand. His recovery will not affect production.

 

Georgie, while your beard is recovering you're going to need a good nurse. While I don't have the technical skills required to be a proper medical nurse, I have mastered the only skill that is truly required: ass to mouth. 

 

Get better Georgie and take care of that beard!

 

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Kathy Griffin's Emmy speech is still pissing Christians off two weeks after she made it. When Kathy won her award she said, "I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, 'suck it, Jesus.' This award is my god now."

 

The Miracle Theater in Pigeon Forge, Tenn. felt so strongly about Kathy's speech that they dropped $90,000 of their own money to take out a full page spread in USA Today. The spread ran last Monday. It read:

 

"We at The Miracle Theater consider it an honor to stand for Jesus today. We may never win a national award. We may never be household names. We may never be seen in Hollywood. Although others may choose to use their national platform to slander our God, we are honored as professional entertainers to stand for Christ."

 

First of all, Pigeon Forge is a lovely town. A pancake house on every corner and Dollywood! What's not to love? Second of all, they should've used that $90,000 to throw themselves a 3-day long sex orgy, because they need to loosen up a bit! Disagree with her statement yes, but don't waste your money on it!

 

Source: Associated Press