Tomi Rae Hynie Has Some Competition
Michael K / November 8, 2007
73-year-old Velma Warren Brown from Georgia married James Brown in 1953. Velma filed court papers in South Carolina claiming they never got a divorce. The couple had 3 kids and lived together for 17 years. She is the first Mrs. James Brown.
Velma wants a piece of James Brown's estate.
James' fourth wife, Tomi Rae Hynie (above with James), has also been in battle for his estate. Tomi was infamously locked out of James Brown's mansion when he died.
Velma meet Tomi. Now battle it out! Velma better watch her ass, because Tomi is this close to completely losing her mind.
I bet you at least 2 more women will come forward claiming to be James Brown's wife before the year is up. Ladies man.
Source: Associated Press
The Rosso Twins
Michael K / November 4, 2007
Becky and Milly Rosso are like 13-year-old Phoebe Prices. I see pictures of them absolutely anywhere, but have no idea who they are. A little google search showed me they were on a few episodes of "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody." Working hard for the money.
Twins have always creeped me out for some reason. The Olsens, The Mowrys, The Sprouses…all creepy. I think it's "The Shining" that did it to me. I blame Stephen King!
Here's the Rosso girls at the premiere of "Fred Claus" in Hollywood yesterday.
The Good Son
Michael K / November 2, 2007
Dog the Bounty Hunter's lawyer told The Associated Press that Dog's son, Tucker, sold the tape to The National Enquirer for $15,000. In the phone conversation Dog calls Tucker's girlfriend the n-word and goes on a racial tirade.
Tucker reportedly sold the tape, because his daddy's rant angered him. Dog apologized to the public and also apologized to his son and his son's girlfriend. A&E has suspended production on "Dog the Bounty Hunter" until further notice.
I'm guessing by "apologizing to his son" they mean "beat the living hell out of him."
Dog got what he deserved. His son stabbed him in the back, but if he never said that shit in the first place he wouldn't be in the position he is in now.
Muzzle that bitch!
$15,000 is a little cheap? I mean, he is basically ruining his daddy's life. I shouldn't say that. $15,000 can probably make Tucker's trailer look really, really nice.
Colbert 4 Prez
Michael K / November 1, 2007
Stephen Colbert coughed up the $2,500 filing fee just before today's noon deadline to get on the ballot for the Presidential primary. He entered as a Democrat in his home state of South Carolina.
Party officials will meet today to decide if he makes it on the ballot. This is unlikely since Stephen has to prove he spent enough time campaigning in his home state. He did appear at South Carolina University Sunday where he said if he was elected President he would "crush the state of Georgia." He was also given the key to the city.
I'm gonna move to South Carolina just so I can vote for his ass. Cobert for '08!!!!
UPDATE – I cancelled my move to SC. The Democratic party denied his bid. He won't be on the ballot. Fun killers! (Source: MTV )
So Long, Robert Goulet!
Michael K / October 30, 2007
Robert Goulet has left us for that silver kingdom in the sky!
Robert died at the age of 73 at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles while waiting for a lung transplant. He had a rare form of pulmonary fibrosis.
"If ever I would leave you, how could it be in springtime
Knowing how in spring I'm bewitched by you so
Oh, no, not in springtime, summer, winter, or fall
No never could I leave you at all" – Camelot
Knowing how in spring I'm bewitched by you so
Oh, no, not in springtime, summer, winter, or fall
No never could I leave you at all" – Camelot
See you later, Robert!
Source: Associated Press
This Is As Good As The Weave’s Going To Look
Michael K / October 25, 2007
Brit Brit's weave still looks like the ratty seat on the rattan chair your mother probably has on her porch, but this is looking good for her. At least she brushed the bottom. She brought out more boots for us too! Brit dressed up to buy playground furniture for her boys. They waited in the car with the nanny.
I really hope that dude she's walking with is her next husband. They would be the hottest couple ever. Drools everywhere.
In other BS news. In case you haven't heard, she has an album coming out on Tuesday. Reviews are trickling in. Some dumb whores call it "amazing" and some say not to waste your money. Here's a small rundown:
"Blackout is terrible. Heck, even the title seems like a joke, considering the substance abuse allegations, even if her team tries to explain it away as a reference to "blocking out negativity and embracing life fully." – Newsday""Blackout," her first studio album in four years, is not only a very good album, it's her best work ever — a triumph, with not a bad song to be found on the 12 tracks." – Associated Press"Spears needs to keep it grimy, because the alternative is a numbing blandness that makes you think too long about head-scratcher lines such as Heaven on Earth's "I fall off the edge of my mind."" – USA Today"Poetry it's not. Still, there is something delightfully escapist about Blackout, a perfectly serviceable dance album abundant in the kind of bouncy electro elements that buttressed her hottest hits (''I'm a Slave 4 U,'' ''Toxic''). Say what you will about Spears' personal life, but there's no denying that the girl knows how to have a good time." – EW
I've heard this mess and here's my 9-word review: "Don't buy that shit, but download it for free." Covers all bases.
