SANTO DIOS! My soul spit up rainbows when my eyes came upon this precious picture of Kim Zolciak and a top-shelf glittery beauty who put the AY! in gay. This picture must be God’s screensaver, because it’s that special! I mean, his glambrows and her beastly wig really do belong together. You can tell Kim is even feeling the heat radiating off of that exquisite creature. She’s giving a look like her ass is about to fall off her body! Miss Girl with the brows has that effect. I’m going to swooooon for days.

In all seriousness, Kim’s wig is looking a little bit less barkalicious. She must have given it some kibble and love, because it’s looking healthier.

Kim and this creature of my dreams came together last night at the runway show for ShebySheree (pronounced HEbyHEREE, because the S is silent). Yes, Sheree from The Real Housewives of Atlanta finally pulled together enough discarded napkins, discount jeans from the swap meet and pubic hair for a runway show for her clothing line. You can find HebyHeree in a discount bin at Ross Dress for Less near you!

Here’s more pictures from last night including the night’s guest of honor as Cinderfella in her coach. Thankfully, Dwight and the new rhinestone of my life didn’t get a picture together. That shit would have made my nipples get up and go!

Also, visit Talking with Tami for a million more pictures.

Remember a while ago when international supermodel and fashion icon Phoebe Price had it out with that chicken cutlet hater on the streets of Beverly Hills? PP threatened to shoot that ho if she came near her again! Well, the paps call the bitch the “Queen of the Scene,” because she’s known for acting the fool on the streets. Bitch might be homeless, but PP claims she’s got money pouring out of her ass, because she has the same sunglasses as her. HA.

Yesterday, the Queen of the Scene was back at it! But this time she was there to save the day instead of beating down a cutlet. For some reason, the pappies surrounded American Idol loser Katharine McPhee and that crazy bitch swooped in to save her like a cracked out, busted down superhero. She needs to be wearing a bed sheet as a cape! The Queen of the Scene is like the Shadow Hare of Los Angeles. Supercrackie!

Nicole Kidman was all ready to try to move her face again for Woody Allen in his new movie, but that’s not going to happen anymore. Nicky has suddenly quit that bitch. Nicky didn’t give a reason and no replacement has been named yet.

The movie which starts filming in London this summer stars Nicky’s friend Naomi Watts, Antonio Banderas, Anthony Hopkins, Freida Pinto and Josh Brolin.

The other day, I smoked a bowl and was feeling kind of brave, so I decided to watch all 10 million hours of Australia. Hugh Jackman is hotter than a Mother’s Circus Animal Cookie baking in the sun, but Nicole…… Nicole….. Her face. It was like watching a piece of wet chalk with a little hatlet on top. Maybe that’s what Woody should do. Save himself some coin by casting another actress and just put a piece of chalk in Nicky’s place.

Source: Entertainment Weekly

No, this isn’t Glamberace without his make-up on. It’s LIZA, the original glittery unicorn! Liza is spreading her glamour all over Paris. I forgive her for that bag of dildos she’s wearing, because she really outdid herself with those exquisite eyebrows. Eyebrows that would make any chola shank their Sharpie pen for not being able to duplicate that gorgeousness.

Megan Fox also loves to vomit out words during interviews. Megan is really starting to get to me. If she wasn’t such a big slut who loves to roll around in the f word all day long, I would completely write her off. Seriously, read the latest eye-rolling quote from Megan:

“It pisses me when people fucking complain that I’m too beautiful to get a part. That’s bullshit. You wouldn’t be working if you weren’t attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”

I also think her no-gag-reflex is another the reason why she works, because we know she’s not getting cast in movies because of her acting skills. Megan is the only one who can make CGI robots look like they have the acting skills of Meryl Streep.

Megan also brought out more of her favorite word when talking about why she tries to stay away from the Hollywood life:

“Because if it was – if I wasn’t making that decision I wouldn’t, I would be fucking, not literally fucking away my career, but I’d be shitting away my career.”

Um. Megan is pretty much shitting away her career by continuing to act in movies. Homegirl better keep that ‘gina tight, because it’s only a matter of time before she has to start selling that shit to the highest bidder to pay the rent!

And Megan’s rant had enough of the fuck word, but needed a little bit of the cunt word. Megan, work on that!

VIA The Sun