Reggie Ramirez from Pilipinas Got Talent

Whatever they are drinking/eating/smoking/sniffing/ over in the Phillippines, they need to export that stuff to other countries! They clearly know how to do WTF well.

First, Pilipinas Got Talent gave us nightmarish stallion goddess known as BM! And now they give us Reggie Ramirez, the split drag artiste who did both the Lionel Richie and Diana Ross parts in “Endless Love.” This is some Victor/Victoria shit done right. Does Reggie take requests, because I need to witness his rendition of Monica and Brandy’s “The Boy Is Mine” complete with a dance break and slap fight.

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Billy Dee Williams (73)
Diora Baird (27)
Tim Hasselcrack (32)
Myleene Klass (32)
Candance Cameron Bure (34)
Zach Braff (35)
Joel West (35)
Ari Meyers (41)
Paul Rudd (41)
Marilu Henner (58)
John Ratzenberger (63)
Barry Levinson (68)
André Previn (81)

Remember that episode of Desperate Housewives where the series creator Marc Cherry slappity slapped slapped Edie across the face after she sassed his ass one day? Well, you shouldn’t remember it because it never happened onscreen, but it did go down behind the scenes. That’s what Nicollette Sheridan is saying anyway.

TMZ reports that Nicollette filed a lawsuit against Marc Cherry saying that he was Joan Crawford to her Christina. In the documents, Nicollette claims that on September 24, 2008, Marc hit her in the face and head after she ate the last bear claw. No, he allegedly brought down his hand on her after she questioned something in the script. After Nicollette went to her trailer, Marc knocked on her door and begged for her forgiveness

When Nicollette complained to ABC about Marc’s abusive ways, they didn’t do anything about it. Marc’s acts of cuntery got worse until he eventually fired her from the show.

Nicollette claims she wasn’t the only one who suffered abuse at the hand of Marc Cherry Bomb. Nicollette says that he behaved in an “extremely abusive and aggressive manner toward the individuals who work on the show.” She even says in the lawsuit that when Teri Hatcher complained to the network about Marc, he said out loud, “I hope Teri Hatcher gets hit by a car and dies.”

Nicollette is suing for assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination. She wants $20 million or more.

The camera dudes on DH need to turn their lenses around and start following Marc Cherry’s bald head. It sounds like he’s the crazy bitch who really brings the theatrical bitchiness. I mean, who (allegedly) slaps Edie in the face? Edie’s the one who does the slapping around there, not the other way around. If this mess is true, Marc needs to go sit next to the vending machine in the break room and leave the slapping to the professionals.

Alex McCord, the malnourished stick bug from The Real Housewives of NYC, has written a book on parenting, which is some funny shit seeing as though her kids could teach Latarian Milton a thing or two on how to scrape the nerves of the adults around him. Seriously, even Satan would run for the nearest church to get away from those bad ass kids.

In the book titled “Do The Opposite Of Everything I Write” ” Little Kids Big City: Tales From a Real House in New York City”, Alex writes about how she lapped up cups of the sweet nectar while she was knocked up with both of her boys. Alex even sipped on a glass of champagne minutes before giving birth to her son Francois. Alex writes, “Throughout my pregnancy, I gave into every craving I felt. When I wanted to have a drink, I did.”

Alex also writes about the time she and her husband Simon took their 2-day-old son Johan to the bar of a restaurant so that they could have cocktails.

Filling your womb with vodka aside, is taking a newborn to a bar such an awful thing? First of all, I’d want my baby to get used to seeing me drunk, because I’d have to stay drunk until they turn 18 (which is why I’m not a parent). Second of all, happy drunk strangers would send you and your newborn baby tons of free congratulatory glasses of booze. Happy drunks love babies. I’m thinking of asking one of my friends if I could borrow their baby just so I could take it to the bar and collect free shots of everything and anything!

Note: Don’t ever lend out your baby to me. Second note: Don’t take parenting advice from those two corroded idiotards.

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This C list actress who is on a very hit cable show (not reality) is known for being very sexy and provocative on the show and in all the characters she has played in television and movies. B list name recognition. Top 100 in FHM and Maxim for sexiness. Little does everyone know though that she only dates women. (CDAN)

Christina Hendricks? Yeah, all signs point to “no” on that one. I’m just trying to keep my dream of a Christina Hendricks/Rojo Caliente union alive. I’ll go with Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galactica or Emmanuelle Chriqui from Entourage?

This new dad is not getting a lot of sleep. The reason should be because he’s up all night with a new baby, but it isn’t. The reason why he’s tired all the time is because when the baby goes to bed, he goes out, leaving the mom to do all the work. While’s she’s feeding and burping, he’s stuffing bills down the g-string of his favorite strippers and drinking until dawn. The source claims he does this at least three times a week. (BuzzFoto)

Kourtney Kardashian’s creepy baby daddy Scott “The s is silent” Disick?

Which young celeb would shock her fans by revealing she has had Botox on her barely wrinkled face? Pals insist she has no lines to smooth away, but she is becoming obsessed. (3am)

Princess Tiamamamamai? Seriously, would you put it past Katie Price?

I guess you are never too young to spice up your relationship, but this is the oddest combination. First, you have a C list actress on a hit show for a network. It doesn’t take much to have a hit show on this network. She has an older boyfriend. Not much older, but older considering she is pretty young. They have been dating awhile. He is a C list actor also on a hot show for a network. Again, doesn’t take too much to be a hit. Recently, our actor ran into a friend of his who is a B list actor on a very hit television show. They have known each other awhile and even did a project together. Well, one thing led to another and the next thing you know all three were getting freaky at a party together and then brought it back to the B list actor’s house. Oh, this B list actor is way older than either of the other two. (CDAN)

Someone from The CW, someone from The CW and Jeremy Piven? It always goes back to Jeremy Piven.

When Fishsticks Paltrow is awakened by her dawn simulation device in the morning, she rips off her $5000 Frette sheets, slips on her organic silk robe (a gift from the Dalai Lama), locks herself in the bathroom (or “the loo” as she calls it) and violently punches at a voodoo doll in between her breathing exercises. That’s because POOPY is currently angry at a friend!

Fishy tells British Vogue (via Telegraph), “Oh yes, I can be mean. I can cave in to gossip. I can ice people out and I can definitely harbour revenge. In fact, I’m having a situation right now with a friend where I’m feeling pretty angry. But revenge is corrosive and it doesn’t make me feel good. I’ll wake up in the morning and think, ‘Ugh, I feel terrible’, and suddenly realise, “Ah, I’m a pretentious bitch. That’s why I feel terrible.”

No, she didn’t say that end part. I stuffed that into her lips. This is what she really said, “‘Ah, that’s why. I’m holding on to so much hate.'”

Fishy does realize that if she just unclenches her asshole, the stick will fall out along with all the hate? But honestly I don’t want the hate to fall out, because I like Fishy best when she brings out the cuntness. Speaking of…

When Vogue brought up the fact that her trainer Tracy Anderson no longer works with Vadge, Fishy said, “Yeah, it’s good that she doesn’t train Madonna any more. It was too much. She keeps people waiting – it takes up your whole day.”

Did I say a voodoo doll earlier? I meant that she yoga punches at a Mad Hatter doll. It’s the closest thing she could get to a Vadge doll.